scoots

when i was little, i thought having an erection meant that i had to go pee-pee.

go figure

holy crap did i get fucked up last night.

i think i walked an extra 2 blocks the way i was staggering home last night

i think everybody in my building was having sex this morning.

well except for scoots that is

You're my favourite friend
And I adore you
Love you to the end
No one heard a word you say
You're my favourite friend
We rule the world together
With out secret codes
And plans we can't remember
From now on, must be strong
My favourite friend
You're my favourite friend
When I need you
And when I don't as well
Of course you miss...
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i think the happy hour waitress is falling for me.

could it be i show up EVERY night, or is it my charm?

$870 later, my car is fixed

ramen noodles for the rest of the month. i just hope i dont have to downgrade my beer.

i caught myself standing in the girls clothing department at nordstrom watching a tegan and sara video. while they may be super cool, i dont think the girls giving me odd looks thought i was.

in other news. my car quit on me at a stop light friday night. after a lengthy wait for a tow truck and some banter with the boomhauer like truck...
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happy hour tonight, with two wingmen.

i think im supposed to be maverick.....or is it goose?

i feel fine now, thanks.