i can take a dump in a box and stamp it gaurenteed if ya want.
ive got spare time.
ive got spare time.
"all staff report to the break room immediately, all staff report to the break room immediately"
turns out there was a bomb threat "somewhere" on our campus. they couldnt tell us to leave because there was no info of where it was but if we wanted to leave we could.
which leeds scoots to only one suggestion.
TO THE BAR!
the best happy hour turnout,...
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turns out there was a bomb threat "somewhere" on our campus. they couldnt tell us to leave because there was no info of where it was but if we wanted to leave we could.
which leeds scoots to only one suggestion.
TO THE BAR!
the best happy hour turnout,...
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aaardvark:
Well isn't she a lucky little girl. Um, maybe if you Californy people knew how to read, it wouldn't be such a problem, yo.
melladoree:
yes who doesn't love tetris~
Campus?
Campus?
im going to start uploading some questionable music on my itunes at work.
we have a shared network so anyone can listen to my playlist. ive been focusing on uploading my coolest of cool, ive been getting rave reviews. now comes the closet scoots
madonna
milli vanilli
john denver
sarah mclachlan
i think the coolness of the rest of my list will get me a...
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we have a shared network so anyone can listen to my playlist. ive been focusing on uploading my coolest of cool, ive been getting rave reviews. now comes the closet scoots
madonna
milli vanilli
john denver
sarah mclachlan
i think the coolness of the rest of my list will get me a...
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melladoree:
yes almost, scoots works too much though!
thecowboy:
if you need a slap in the face...ill fly out tomorrow. youre not missing too much out in mpls by the way. hot muggy weather and an 18 year old on the river yesterday who was so fuckin hot i had to go home and releive myself. 
there was an "apartment for rent" sign in my door when i got home last night.
here we go again.
seems like just a year ago i had a month to find a place to live and pack up my life in a truck.
here we go again.
seems like just a year ago i had a month to find a place to live and pack up my life in a truck.
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runk:
I told you that running a home meth lab was a bad idea.
melladoree:
It is about time you started looking! What area do you think you might like? You can be my neighbor and then we can BBQ and walk to the Powerhouse everynight and get sloopy!
a reality show contest to see who could be the new front man for INXS???
if ever there was a show to redirect my hate for reality tv and that was made for ME this is it!
i am mini micheal hutchence
i need you tooooniiiiiiigt!
if ever there was a show to redirect my hate for reality tv and that was made for ME this is it!
i am mini micheal hutchence
i need you tooooniiiiiiigt!
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aaardvark:
Don't get me started, I may want to touch it.
melladoree:
Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other was the left, but he never could remember how to begin.
sometimes i wonder if all my life consists of is
M-F
traffic
work
happyhour
sleep
S-S
breakfast
coffee
carwash
laundry
CD shopping
movie
not that i mind, i still make it all interesting.
M-F
traffic
work
happyhour
sleep
S-S
breakfast
coffee
carwash
laundry
CD shopping
movie
not that i mind, i still make it all interesting.
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hotcurry:
Of course, silly. 
aaardvark:
It would have been more interesting if you were at the party. Then maybe it wouldn't have been such a vagina fest, not that I mind at all. But still, why'd you have to move your pansy ass out there? You know how upset that makes me? Very.
my name is scoots and i dont like driving behind tanker trunks on the freeway.
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melladoree:
yes I think you are a pussy boy!
melladoree:
you are right, will you ever forgive me?
my name is scoots, and i dont like driving over tall bridges.
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moongirl:
um...i don't like heights...or spiders...or really perky people
aaardvark:
My name is Penny, and I hate crossing big streets. And I am going to do things, many things...fun things.
after working all weekend, and seeing the long beach fireworks show was cancelled, i thought it would be another 4th without the sonic boom of sparklers.
but driving south down the 405 around 9pm stereo turned up extra high, i was not only treated to one, but a steady multitude of firework displays on each side of the freeway, city after city, lawndale thank you,...
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but driving south down the 405 around 9pm stereo turned up extra high, i was not only treated to one, but a steady multitude of firework displays on each side of the freeway, city after city, lawndale thank you,...
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melladoree:
I heard lots but missed them all... oh well...
an early breakfast on the patio at cafe ambrosia out on the sun drenched patio.
gyro and feta omlette, english muffin, side salad and a whole lot of bizarre GAYNESS.
granted i live just outside "the gay ghetto" but i wasnt prepared for this
at first i was the only one there, until a gaggle of 12 or so took up a large table. the...
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gyro and feta omlette, english muffin, side salad and a whole lot of bizarre GAYNESS.
granted i live just outside "the gay ghetto" but i wasnt prepared for this
at first i was the only one there, until a gaggle of 12 or so took up a large table. the...
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That's my review.
Which should really inspire theaters to install plastic seating.