scoots

i go to take a pee before leaving the office. there are two urinals in our mens room. i take the handicapped one which is lower.........no not because im short, but for the last month there has been a small urine puddle just in front of the other urinal. its obviously not from a leak because its not right underneath the urinal. someone has a problem. a pissing problem. but i digress again.

i get ready to pee and i hear a voice. its a smooth talking billy dee williams kinda voice. its chris from work. he is going #2 in stall #1 and he is on his cell phone with his wife. i hear "hey baby you want me to pick you up on my way home from work?" and i think...i cant imagine talking to anybody much less the woman i love when im taking a crap! what the hell is this guy doing?

so i step away from the urinal, and the automatic flush goes off, but under the bubbly flushy noise i hear a "dave is that you?" what? he wants to talk to me as he sits on the shitter while talking to his wife???? i hear more as the urinal flush is finishing "oh hes one of my coworkers baby"

what can i do? i cant talk to a coworker i hardly know while he is sitting on the shitter, much less talking to his wife! i washed my hands and ran out. no other choice.

what the hell would you have done?