scoots

im at a coffee shop today, in line with a friend chatting with her, and the guy in front of us out of the blue stops us in mid converstation to say to me...."you know you look like elton john. im sure you have heard this, but like a young elton john"

i reply "i think i should be offended by that, well i dont know how to react, ive never heard that before"

he says "oh early elton was VERY handsome, and im straight"

ok , tell me. what straight man would EVER say elton john was handsome at ANY point in his life.

so here is the funny part. after getting coffe, we walk down the street to go antique furniture shopping. the first store we go into i see an album cover. guess who it is.



i dont look anything like him