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Monday Jan 10, 2005

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ive been watching a huge snail work its way up my door towards the door knob. every morning i watch his progress.

closer and closer to the knob.

but what is he going to do when he gets there?

part of me wants to just bring him in, set him on the couch and watch a movie with him.

please mr snail. enjoy my newly set up surround sound system. i just got a new subwoofer. i watched the first lord of the rings last night and the sound rocked me off the couch.

i think mr snail would like it.

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
thirtyseven:
entry of the day award. smile
Jan 10, 2005
melladoree:
Just flick him off!
Jan 10, 2005

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