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Sunday Nov 28, 2004

Nov 28, 2004
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im sitting directly in a ray of sunlight that is warming my feet and legs. im gonna see how long i can stay in contact with it and still be in front of the computer. this could make for some awkward positions.

i almost thought for a second this morning that there may actually be two whole days of rain in a row! but its cleared up and the sun is beaming

i got another forwarded email from one of my friends. the "free $50 coupon from applebees" you know the one, its from the company founder, and he is trying to build applebees awareness by offering you a gift for forwarding on the email to 9 people. I mean come on? first off, the grade school composition of the letter should be your first clue its not from a giant food chain founder, the subject line "don't delete!-enjoy" might be clue #2 and the inserted text supposedly added in by someone you might know at the end "hey guys, don't delete this really works" should tip you off as a bit fake.

but if thats not enough, if you have ever had a marketing class. have you ever had a class "how to build your corporation via chain emails? what millionaire restaurantier is going to compose a one paragraph email not mentioning squat about his establishment, and offer you a $50 gift certificate for forwarding an email? im sure that is the backbone of building his empire.

my friend can be so stupid sometimes. ive have seen him try every get rich quick, pyramid scheme over the years, and each one after big talk upfront, seems to never be heard about again.

anyway, give me your email and ill forward it to you. you never know, it might work surreal
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Nov 28, 2004
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Well, if you ever feel like watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer (we're on Season 7 but will be starting over from the beginning soon so Melladoree can see it all) with us, you're welcome to join us. Being in your underpants is not required. smile
Nov 28, 2004

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