scoots

let me review my run-ins with the california law in my two months here:

-nightpeeing: peeing at night, on a dark hillside road apparantly on a regular route of a california highway patrol

-no parking: if your passenger is not immediately available for pickup at the airport, your car may not come to a stop at the arrivals gate. no questions asked, ticket will be issued. unless you are scoots and can sob your way out of it

-harmonizing: singing a cappella past 2am in an apartment complex courtyard. the law is not a fan of the following bands: crosby stills and nash, the beatles, the police or paul simon.....nor is one of the residents there as well i guess.