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Tuesday Oct 19, 2004

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let me review my run-ins with the california law in my two months here:

-nightpeeing: peeing at night, on a dark hillside road apparantly on a regular route of a california highway patrol

-no parking: if your passenger is not immediately available for pickup at the airport, your car may not come to a stop at the arrivals gate. no questions asked, ticket will be issued. unless you are scoots and can sob your way out of it

-harmonizing: singing a cappella past 2am in an apartment complex courtyard. the law is not a fan of the following bands: crosby stills and nash, the beatles, the police or paul simon.....nor is one of the residents there as well i guess. whatever
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judas:
i love you babe.

but i'm suffering from itchy bug bite thingys. one on my left knee pit, two on my left boobin. some craven creature hath bit me in the night!
Oct 20, 2004
neodrunk:
DO NOT encourage her to smack me. She's a loose canon around me as is. The last thing I need is another donkey-punch to the back of my head from her. blackeyed

tonguemiao!!
Oct 20, 2004

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