melladoree:
you would! But I think you already know that you can do whatever you want! 
runk:
Yo, I'm back. Taste the happy.
its one of those mondays when i just want to stay in bed all day.
wait, i did that yesterday.
wait, i did that yesterday.
melladoree:
you stayed in bed all day and did not invite me?
who am i to complain about my little car mishap the other day.
poor paris hilton's shipping tycone companion got in an accident the other night because of those damn paparazzi!
that and the fact that he had a coat over his head, was drunk and hit a truck that was PARKED two feet in front of him. luckily the police made sure a "sober"...
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poor paris hilton's shipping tycone companion got in an accident the other night because of those damn paparazzi!
that and the fact that he had a coat over his head, was drunk and hit a truck that was PARKED two feet in front of him. luckily the police made sure a "sober"...
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aaardvark:
Makes your life problems seem small, eh? Ha ha. If I ever make it out to Cali someday, I may think about going to visit you. Just think about it, that is, not actually do it. I'm a shy little girl. But anyway, shitty about the dent.
well it was bound to happen.
my parking spot is tighter than tom thumbs ass, and last night i cut it too close to the side and put a huge dent in the side.
yet another big ticket item i have not planned for financially.
i swear i let out the longest stream of fucks i ever have.
my parking spot is tighter than tom thumbs ass, and last night i cut it too close to the side and put a huge dent in the side.
yet another big ticket item i have not planned for financially.
i swear i let out the longest stream of fucks i ever have.
judas:
i'll come help you pound it out.
heh.
heh.
hotcurry:
Ugh. That's the worst. If it cheers you up any (as misery loves company) SOmeone hit my car last night while it was parked on the street and drove off. Just lovely. 
i spent the whole day wandering around aimlessly, spent about 2 hours in borders and topped the day off with a corn dog.
and it was a damn good corn dog.
and it was a damn good corn dog.
melladoree:
I have been craving a corndog for days!
thecowboy:
you and your cornholes.
i just had a dream about a cute little cottage like coffee shop where i was served by muppets.
i was scared at first seeing them through the window with their heads bobbing up and down as the crossed the floor.
but hey, they are muppets, soft, cute, and if they get out of control i can cut their strings.
i was scared at first seeing them through the window with their heads bobbing up and down as the crossed the floor.
but hey, they are muppets, soft, cute, and if they get out of control i can cut their strings.
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melladoree:
I am so sorry that we did not get to hang out! Someone might have parties too hard at the show! It was very good to see you though... maybe next time we can make out!
rylie:
tis truely a horror
hotcurry:
The greatest example of demonic posession EVER. 
thecowboy:
what a dickhead, huh? you live out there with all those weirdos, too.
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nofi:
so many pot sticker jokes i could make, but i'll refrain.
i did find this awesome picture though...
i did find this awesome picture though...
rylie:
OMG I want some fucking potstickers. they don't make them in mn like they do on the west coast...
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audio:
oooo i like
melladoree:
what are you dressing up as?
i think somebody in the office has their eye on the scoots
danger! danger!
danger! danger!
tinyelvis:
The ugly fat one? or the scary as hell hot one?
when i was little, i thought having an erection meant that i had to go pee-pee.
go figure
go figure
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hotcurry:
When I was about 12 I thought getting turned on meant I had a bladder infection.
melladoree:
maybe...