im a strong advocate of turn signals
please, i emplore you california. use them. use them everytime,
everytime you switch into my lane within 2 feet of my bumper. everytime you pull a three lane switch, everytime you fake left and change lanes to the right.
just do it........wait that slogan is taken......um, just turn it on.
please, i emplore you california. use them. use them everytime,
everytime you switch into my lane within 2 feet of my bumper. everytime you pull a three lane switch, everytime you fake left and change lanes to the right.
just do it........wait that slogan is taken......um, just turn it on.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
melladoree:
so someone just came over and knocked on my door and you know what I did? I hid! YES I did I hid! I always hide, I have no idea why BUT I do not want company, and if it was someone I knew then I would have had to let them in the gate...
SO I ran into the neighbor that tried to kiss me the other night AND he kinda blew me off, WHICH now that I think about it is good because I do not want to have to deal with him coming over BUT now maybe that was him at the door...
FUCK I can never leave the house again!
SO I ran into the neighbor that tried to kiss me the other night AND he kinda blew me off, WHICH now that I think about it is good because I do not want to have to deal with him coming over BUT now maybe that was him at the door...
FUCK I can never leave the house again!
melladoree:
so you did not tell me why you needed the post?
wanna grilled cheese?
wanna grilled cheese?
honk if you're horny
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
hotcurry:
HONK HONK HONK
melladoree:
I can push buttons, yes...
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
tinyelvis:
Wish I was in LA.
Bloody Mary's sound great
Bloody Mary's sound great
contrast:
bet those west coast mary's can't beat the cc.
cc!
cc!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
melladoree:
hey I was not fucking with them I was just confession my love for the latter!
thecowboy:
how many muppets do you think you could take on at once?
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
hotcurry:
oh, you... you're great with the filing and quick with the wit.
melladoree:
are you threatening me???
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
melladoree:
*shakes boobies in scoots journal*
melladoree:
it is ok to come out now I have clothes on! 
its a hot one today
i think im going to go commando.
that is all
stay cool, drink lots of fluids.
i think im going to go commando.
that is all
stay cool, drink lots of fluids.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
aaardvark:
I went commando today. I like the hot, except when I am at work, because I work outside and I don't get to enjoy it. You keep yourself cool, in more ways than one.
melladoree:
I did today! WHOOT WHOOT! No bra even!
i got my one year "thank you" form letter from the mr big at the company.
complete with fake marker underlines and exclamation points.
one year and ive already transferred offices, and am prepping to move.
yet not a single date. i think thats quite sad actually. i mean im no ladies man, one year without a date ?
ugh
complete with fake marker underlines and exclamation points.
one year and ive already transferred offices, and am prepping to move.
yet not a single date. i think thats quite sad actually. i mean im no ladies man, one year without a date ?
ugh
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
thirtyseven:
you got no game!
theseadog:
You should take Melly up on her offer. I didn't need to tell you that, did I?
there is a new scoots.
i no longer get hashbrowns with my weekend breakfast anymore.
i never really ate them, maybe just the most crunchy part of the top layer,
substitue a small salad on the side, with ranch. always ranch. i used to be a blue cheese fan as a kid, not sure where i switched. but yes, its ranch
maybe a ceaser once...
Read More
i no longer get hashbrowns with my weekend breakfast anymore.
i never really ate them, maybe just the most crunchy part of the top layer,
substitue a small salad on the side, with ranch. always ranch. i used to be a blue cheese fan as a kid, not sure where i switched. but yes, its ranch
maybe a ceaser once...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
melladoree:
I like a side of a little somethin somethin in the morning BUT I hate to inform you that it is not salad!
melladoree:
never had it... yet that is
i really need to be entertained
what do ya got for me?
and dont say "internet porn"
what do ya got for me?
and dont say "internet porn"
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
rylie:
I think it's time to brown nose you again. I think it's time for a new scoots appreciation thread.
you down?
you down?
rylie:
um clearly you missed it. There IS a scoots appeciation thread.
and neo's nuts are his own.
and neo's nuts are his own.
i can take a dump in a box and stamp it gaurenteed if ya want.
ive got spare time.
ive got spare time.
rylie:
Sapphire and I leaked vaginal fluids EVERYWHERE.
That's my review.
That's my review.
rylie:
hah, that's a good plan.
Which should really inspire theaters to install plastic seating.
Which should really inspire theaters to install plastic seating.
I am sorry that you are feeling blah & lonely!
You know you can always hang out with me if you want!
AND I think you know that!