scoots

tonight i prepare for moving day

god i hate this shit

third floor, got in the elevator going down.

i farted

second floor, elevator stops, hot girl gets on

i exit on the ground floor

another opportunity lost

and NOW its time for the hollywood stars to swoop into the south.

oprah
sean penn and his boat
jada pinket smith
john travolta and his plane

they will make everything ok.

time to start giving away crap i dont need, clothes i dont wear and stuff i dont use.

well except the thing between my legs. i may need that again someday.

what the hell? labor day? i didnt even know.

well per the norm, ill be doing house stuff. in this case packing.

i guess i shouldnt complain in light of the things going on down south.

i mean come on, this is the US! do something already.

i think i got it.

cross your fingers

and your legs

while apartment searching this weekend i rode along museum row and was at a stop light. an old fella with a walker had one foot and his walker up on the curb, but couldnt get the rest of his body to follow. he was trying to build up momentum to beat gravity until a guy came along to give him a hand.

now i always...
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hmm, close. maybe, i think i might.

please please, let me find a kickass apartment this weekend. i just want this overwith.

im missing the minnesota state fair.

food on a stick everywhere you look.

i saw a guy on the freeway playing a guitar as he drove

i think now i have seen it all.