hot damn i need a shower. today is like the first day in two weeks where i haven't felt super sick. thank fucking dog for small favors. i'd like to machine gun my tv so's i can get more work done. you see, i have no will power of my own sometimes. i just like the history channel waaaay to much. it seems i have a lot in common and a lot to talk about with old men. i hope when i'm old, i'm not bald but, fantastic fantastic white, crazy ass white, get off my lawn white. i considered dying my hair white now but, that shit is breaking off do to all the chemicals baby. bob just left amsterdam (yes, the bud is good) and is now in berlin. after that munich then hot sandy italian beaches. la vie est belle q'on est bob. i need to start peddling my shit on some freaking ebay. my ass is kinda broke. i feel like i'm negotiating a war on several fronts and i need to start whoring my ass to fund that war. when the war is over, maybe i should get into something cheaper. like writing freaking poetry or some shit.
o.k. children enough crap for now.
over and out
o.k. children enough crap for now.
over and out
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sorry i ducked out of the bbq, ive spent the last hours doubled over in pain with serious cramping. oof.