scootershitstorm

you are my friend to the max
you are my big buddy
you whip a horses ass with a belt
you are my kind of guy
get that crazy mullet off your head
tell the barber that your tired of looking like an asshole
get that nappy wheat sack off your skull
i like the way you rock
mcdonalds is the place to rock
mcdonalds is the hell city bus
mcdonalds will make you fat
they serve big macs
they serve quarter pounders
they will put pounds on you
you can really knock it out
you are a blue collar hero in the mix
they love you like mrs. butterworths

those bitches better give me my freaking money. i hate my good nature being taken advantage of. just pay me what you freaking owe me. it's just that simple. life is that simple.