My wife is claiming she hurt her arm,but does'nt know how she did it....
Well it involved a secret sexual act which involved me,a matress,a chandelier,462 gummy bears,a fishbowl,and a transmission from a 1964 Dodge...It is very complicated,and can only be performed by a professional...I am sorry to say that I can give no further details because I know that you will all be trying it...and I've come to like you guys,and I really don't want to see anyone get hurt.
Please learn from our mistakes,and stick with the usual man-on-top in and out no frills stuff!!
Sex is a dangerous game to begin with...be careful !!!
Well it involved a secret sexual act which involved me,a matress,a chandelier,462 gummy bears,a fishbowl,and a transmission from a 1964 Dodge...It is very complicated,and can only be performed by a professional...I am sorry to say that I can give no further details because I know that you will all be trying it...and I've come to like you guys,and I really don't want to see anyone get hurt.
Please learn from our mistakes,and stick with the usual man-on-top in and out no frills stuff!!
Sex is a dangerous game to begin with...be careful !!!
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we have a similar "move" but we use a '67 Chevy transmission and only 459 gummy bears!
Maybe you should try gummy worms instead of bears. Better shape.
Love the pic of you and Wendy O. Williams.
Off to finish my paintings, I'm working on a Frankenstein head and crossbones and a pumpkin and crossbones. It'll be a two peice set. I'm actually done painting, but I'm doing some sewing into the canvas.
Well be careful, and treat the wife good. And make sure she eats before taking any pain killers. I found if I don't eat, I get pukie feeling.
Take care.