scissorhands925

10 things I hate about CANCUN

1.) Soda is flat there
2.) There is nothing to do there,unlesss you like the beach
3.) The American tourists are morons
4.)Vedors cahse you down the street,trying to sell you shit
5).They are about 10 years behind on current music
6)The sun will burn the fuck out of you
7.) People drive like nuts
8.)Huge fat women who wear bikinis
9.)Along the main road smells like shit
10.)U.S. AIR airlines fucks up every time

10 things I like about CANCUN

1.)Titties on the beach
2.)Mexican food
3.)The beachs are beautiful
4.)The Mexican people are nice & friendly
5.)Beautiful girls in bikinis
6.)Dos Equies beer
7.)The Mayan ruins
8.)Senor Frogs
9.)Great resorts
10.)The beds are perfect for doggie-style on the edge of the bed.

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