schrodawg

I had a whole rant planned out, but I forgot how fast my medicine makes me sleepy so I'll just stick to the basic things of what annoyed me.
First and foremost was the acting. I mean, it seemed so... fake. All of it did, instead of being able to get really into the movie I was too focused on how everyone was either being way too dramatic, or not reacting to something at all. I thought one of the actors, I belive it was whoever played Carlos, did an especially bad job of achieving any sort of illusion that he was actually his character.
Second was the actual lines said. This may have been part of why everything seemed so fake. In fact, it's porbably a big reason why. The lines were laughable. I almost litterally started chuckling with the thought "Oh my god, he did NOT just really say that..." running through my head at least a dozen times.
Another thing, and this will be the last one because I'm losing my focus on this topic, is the actual setting. With this movie they COMPLETELY deviated from both the game and book plots, which successfully pissed me off. I mean, the games are glorious, and the books were amusing, and both followed the same general plot. Guess what? So did the movies!... until they destroyed the world. I mean seriously, what the fuck? I can understand all of humanity being destroyed, maybe, maybe maybe, but everything else? And the whole place becomming a desert in, what was it, five years? Come on.