schoolgirl

hello dahling!

I don't have much to say so here are some schoolgirl randomnesses....

Right now I am reading the hilarious "Barrel Fever" by David Sedaris. I love his books. I am determined to be his dinner date just for one date just so I could talk to him.

My second Nightmare Before Christmas quilt is coming along. I am very excited to make the oogie boogie block. I got burlap and glow in the dark paint. yeeeeeeeeeeeee

I sold two formulas last week. I am so excited for when they go into production soon. I love that they are my own inventions. yay me.

Apparently I am old. I bought high fiber cereal bars because they taste good, shopped in the dollar store twice last week, and yelled at my upstairs neighbors for being too loud after 12. Also, last night, I fell asleep after one glass of wine.

I have been singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" in my head for two weeks. you will too, now. haha.

Yesterday, I explained to someone how stripes, patterns and graphs turn me on and they didn't think I was strange. Yeah, it's true.

I ate half of a watermelon by myself with a spoon.

My Schoolgirl Spawn Jr. is speaking in sentences with all kinds of big words! It feels less lonely at home to have someone that I can talk to. Her super powers of Exponentially Increasing Vocabulary are growing. *Pats self on back for being a facist about NO FUCKING BABY TALK AND FLATTENING HER LEARNING CURVE.*

I am creeped out by Coca Cola Zero.

I am still using the same office supplies that I stole from a job I had 3 years ago.

I need some fake green pistacio ice cream. not the good kind. the green one with all the artificial flavors and color with copious amounts of marichino cherries. I will settle for just the cherries. I love those fuckers. when I get drunk, I ususally flirt with the bartender so I can get plates of cherries all night that I am drinking.

and one more. I think YOU are cool. don't argue with me.

love,
$choolgirl