Pick-up Line of the day: Can I sniff your butt?
Wheee...I get to use my bullhorn today. The office trembles in fear. "What new pussy cat? Whao Whao Whao Whao Whao." I got it orginally to yell " Goalie has a big butt !" at hockey games but I haven't had the chance to yet. But with the pwer outage tonight wackiness will commence.
Whee...three...
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Wheee...I get to use my bullhorn today. The office trembles in fear. "What new pussy cat? Whao Whao Whao Whao Whao." I got it orginally to yell " Goalie has a big butt !" at hockey games but I haven't had the chance to yet. But with the pwer outage tonight wackiness will commence.
Whee...three...
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Pick-up Line of the Day: You are a hot american fox and I am a wild and crazy guy. Need I say more?
Just heard from the lady I am seeing and I feel a lot less needy now. I hate when I get all needy and shit. I understand folks have busy lives and stuff but all these irrational thoughts go through my head...
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Just heard from the lady I am seeing and I feel a lot less needy now. I hate when I get all needy and shit. I understand folks have busy lives and stuff but all these irrational thoughts go through my head...
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too:
are you martin or am i akroyd?
Pick-up line of the Day: How about you let me serve you the way an ant servers it's queen?
Made it to work on time today. Wheee.
Ooooh. My computer has a lavalamp screen saver. It would probably look better if I had a better graphics card.
I just found an ant crwling around my head. Now I am wondering where the fuck did it...
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Made it to work on time today. Wheee.
Ooooh. My computer has a lavalamp screen saver. It would probably look better if I had a better graphics card.
I just found an ant crwling around my head. Now I am wondering where the fuck did it...
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jora:
I must brag...I not only have a 3 day weekend, I have a 6 day weekend. I'm trying like mad to take all my vacation time so I don't lose it at the end of the year. I'd rather have the time off than get cashed out. Cash is just cash, but time is priceless to me.
Ants in your head...? LOL. Silly, silly, ant-headed boy.
jora33
Ants in your head...? LOL. Silly, silly, ant-headed boy.
jora33
imbleeding:
I wish i had a cool screensaver. Mine just has a picture of fish.
I'm worried that a brown recluse bit my arm and the poison is slowly making my arm hollow....I'll be an amputee soon.
I'm worried that a brown recluse bit my arm and the poison is slowly making my arm hollow....I'll be an amputee soon.
Pick-up lLine of the Day: Want to help me get put on double secret probation?
Geee...it's Tuesday and I am not much excited about anything right now. I just want to sit here and do as little as possible. At least until lunch time rolls around.
Managed to leave my book at home today. Reading a Japanese novel called Battle Royale. It's been turned intoa...
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Geee...it's Tuesday and I am not much excited about anything right now. I just want to sit here and do as little as possible. At least until lunch time rolls around.
Managed to leave my book at home today. Reading a Japanese novel called Battle Royale. It's been turned intoa...
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pmvirgin:
For some reason, that reminds me of Lord of the Flies... Hmm...
Pomppadus, huh?
Pomppadus, huh?
Pick-up line fo the Day: You are one groovy chick. How about we got get a malt sometime?
The date went well. Michelle and I went to the Asian Pacific Museum and looked at lots of pretty objects. Had dinner at a yummy Mexican restaurant where I had fried plantanes for the first time. I never expected them to be like a fried potato. Last...
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The date went well. Michelle and I went to the Asian Pacific Museum and looked at lots of pretty objects. Had dinner at a yummy Mexican restaurant where I had fried plantanes for the first time. I never expected them to be like a fried potato. Last...
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alisa:
i want my scleprock back... i was like who the hell is this???
but i was so pleasantly surprised to see it was you 
imbleeding:
Thats the best pick-up line so far. It made me smile. A malt...heh.
Conrats on the good date. And the newfound libido.

Conrats on the good date. And the newfound libido.
PIck-up Line of the Day: Do you believe in fate? Because my magic 8-ball told me that we would have sex.
Wheee....it's Saturday. Big whoopty fuck. I am going to spend most of the day sleepign and doing laundry. I think I am going to see a movie tonigth. What should I see.
Taco says "Mao!"
Wheee....it's Saturday. Big whoopty fuck. I am going to spend most of the day sleepign and doing laundry. I think I am going to see a movie tonigth. What should I see.
Taco says "Mao!"
imbleeding:
haha!! you crack me up...
I wish my magic 8-ball would tell me shit like that.
I wish my magic 8-ball would tell me shit like that.
Pick-up Line of the Day- I'm the person Steve Miller wrote that song about?
My servers suffered yet another loss of power this moring and I am very annoyed by it. Guess this means I am going to have to move equipment agan and it's going to take a very long time. Bastards. I'll look around and see if I can come up with a...
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My servers suffered yet another loss of power this moring and I am very annoyed by it. Guess this means I am going to have to move equipment agan and it's going to take a very long time. Bastards. I'll look around and see if I can come up with a...
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jora:
Hey there. My days off have been soooo boring. Prob. because I am boring. I feel so unmotivated to do anything at all. I'm sure you know what I mean. I have lots of things to do that I can choose from, but I feel blah and lazy. Crappity-crap.
Good luck on your Sunday date. Woo hoo!
jora33
Good luck on your Sunday date. Woo hoo!
jora33
clitilda:
Is Sunday the chickie who said you were a good kisser???!
Pick-up line of the Day: Your place or mine?
Still watching I Love the 70s on VH1. It groovalistic and I am tempted to change my user name to Pomppadus. So I can be the Pomppadus of Love.
Ended up being late to work because of a fatal accident on the way to work. One of the roads I take is a two lane mountain...
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Still watching I Love the 70s on VH1. It groovalistic and I am tempted to change my user name to Pomppadus. So I can be the Pomppadus of Love.
Ended up being late to work because of a fatal accident on the way to work. One of the roads I take is a two lane mountain...
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imbleeding:
All i've done all week is watch "i love the 70s" and go to work. I'd dig it if you changed to Pomppadus. It's kinda...sexy.
jora:
You could SO be Pomppadus! I love that song!!!
Hope you are well. I'm trying to enjoy my time off. I had to work two 11 days before I could take the time off though. That's sucky. And I brought home work too to enjoy on my vacation. Fun! I guess I should be thankful that I have so much to do. I could be laid off like a lot of people that I know.
Goodnight.

Hope you are well. I'm trying to enjoy my time off. I had to work two 11 days before I could take the time off though. That's sucky. And I brought home work too to enjoy on my vacation. Fun! I guess I should be thankful that I have so much to do. I could be laid off like a lot of people that I know.
Goodnight.
Pick-up Line of the Day: Hey Baby, what's your sign?
I've been watching I Love the 70's on VH1 this week and for some reason I am enra[tured by the 1970s. Right now I want to get some shrinky dinks, a lite brite, an easy bake oven and listen to my Neil Biamond records. I need me a leisure suit and some gold chains and...
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I've been watching I Love the 70's on VH1 this week and for some reason I am enra[tured by the 1970s. Right now I want to get some shrinky dinks, a lite brite, an easy bake oven and listen to my Neil Biamond records. I need me a leisure suit and some gold chains and...
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clitilda:
Neil Diamond rules. And y o u rule for having Neil Diamond records!!
Pick-up Line of the Day: You look mighty hot in them there jeans. Why don't you slip out of them and it a dry martinii.
Had a power outage at my house or some sort of wierd occurance because my clock is giving the wrong time and I overslept big time. It's just as well because it looks like I'lll be here extra late moving...
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Had a power outage at my house or some sort of wierd occurance because my clock is giving the wrong time and I overslept big time. It's just as well because it looks like I'lll be here extra late moving...
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rumpusparable:
i've got the platforms, if you've got the time!
imbleeding:
Aww...yer profile pic gave me the first smile of the day. Thanks.
Wow! I've never met anyone else who's even HEARD of Wilfred Owen! (Either that makes you & I exceptional or I just do not meet the right people.) I love the collected poems, too.