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Pick-up line of the day - You know that being overweight was once the hot look. Why don't we hop in my time machine and make sure?

There was gunfire across the street last night at about 1am. I don't think anyone was hurt but it still was a little disturbing. And I couldn't even sleep through it and I thought I could sleep through anything.

I am so tired today.

3:14 It's about 70 and cloudy at work and it's going to be 90 and hot and windy at home. Ahhh...the beauty of southern california. I finally figured out a reason to live some place that is messerably hot, all the sexy young women running around in shrot shorts and tube tops.