Eric Cartman and his hand puppet named Jennifer Lopez.
Ben Affleck and his spooge.
I need to kill brain cells.
Ben Affleck and his spooge.
I need to kill brain cells.
Damn it. I would like my foot to stop hurting one of these days. I think I would rather have a pain free day than a saucy vixen. Nah. Saucy vixen all the way. 
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schleprock:
sweet sweet alcohol. is thiere anything it can't do?
a35mmlife:
dontcha know.
Guess I should do something with the rest of my day. Sleeping all day was not part of orginal plan.
Went and say A MIghty Wind tonight(Friday) with and ex and it was damn funny. I so wish I could get my voice into the Deep Bass register like Harry Scherer or Barry White.
I ended up in a pissy mood on the drive home because I didn't get a hug goodbye. When I saw the moon over the mountains I realized how silly it...
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I ended up in a pissy mood on the drive home because I didn't get a hug goodbye. When I saw the moon over the mountains I realized how silly it...
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elvisfromhell13:
Ok, my brother has the 'Lonely Days' 7"
i shit you not
.........where would I be without my woman.
i shit you not
.........where would I be without my woman.
The fact that my work PC stops recognizing the keyboard somtimes would be so bad if it didn't take my machine 10 minutes to restart.
I guess that is what comes from using a computer with less computing power than an Xbox.
I guess that is what comes from using a computer with less computing power than an Xbox.
amina:
once i spilled coca cola all over my keyboard and then it like to type weird shit all bye itself.
schleprock:
I have had that happen myself. Sometimes it made more sense than the things I type.
Are computers supposed to have 200+ viruses on them? 
Only one more day to until the weekend. Now to find a saucy vixen to share the weekend with.
Only one more day to until the weekend. Now to find a saucy vixen to share the weekend with.
newwavesoldier:
only if your computer is being used by UN weapons inspectors and biological scientists...saucy vixens are too hard to come by...damn
schleprock:
I was wrong about the number of viruses. It is up to 666 and still going.
Ahhh....It has the mark of the beast.
Ahhh....It has the mark of the beast.
Damn you discussion bords. *shaking my tiny fist*
Now I am late but at least I have cold pizza for breakfast.
I wish Taco had not discovered that the best way to wake me up was by batting me in the face with her paw. It's cute sometimes but it really bites at 2am.
Now I am late but at least I have cold pizza for breakfast.
I wish Taco had not discovered that the best way to wake me up was by batting me in the face with her paw. It's cute sometimes but it really bites at 2am.
The boards on SG make it way too easy to waste time at work but ti is now time to go home.
*happy dance*
*happy dance*
milena:
I agree. I had to stop bringing my computer to work cause I hadn't done ANYTHING for like a month! 
Welcome! I 
Devo!
Welcome! I Devo!Made it to work today. 
They only good thing so far is that no one has asked me to do anything yet. But then I get worried that they don't need me around anymore. You can't win and you can't lose.
They only good thing so far is that no one has asked me to do anything yet. But then I get worried that they don't need me around anymore. You can't win and you can't lose.
Just got back from the mechanics. You would think it wouldn't be that hard to properly reattach brake calipers but it was. At least they fixed the problem for free. 
koo_koo:
you can get a tattoo but you would have to postpone donating blood for a year
at least that's the rules in canada
at least that's the rules in canada
schleprock:
I know about only having to wait for a year about giving blood but I haven't come up with a tattoo idea that I like for long enough to have it done and there is never enough blood in the blood banks.