schism13

that's my joke.

here's one:

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

After you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

HAHA!

um....

bless you.

don't leave. just try to ignore the assholes

fuck em

Maybe you are stuck in that place where all the missing dryer socks go?

You are very, very right.

hahahahahahaahahahahahaha

yeah, me too

Wish I could... I imagine my roomie would be pretty pissed if I just ditched him with my kids though

if I had the money, then no problem

butter AND peanut butter?????
you're a man after my own heart.

when are you going?

have i ever told you my peanut butter story?
its romantic trust me. i can't eat peanut butter if im stoned mainly because of a) my inability to eat PB in moderation and b) my lack of saliva. this one time... (at band camp...) i was eating PB & B on bread and couldn't swallow b/c of the aforementioned lack of saliva. i panicked and couldn't breathe so i took a drink of water which (in my opinion) created a water seal with the oil and cut off all movement of PB away from my trachea. so my body did the only thing it could and spewed forth. it expelled the PB and water right into my hands and on my carpet. so ya.

im not allowed to eat peanut butter anymore.

thats a pretty sweet website.

[Edited on Mar 05, 2005 12:06PM]

As a single woman, I am going to have to stop reading your posts... it gets too frustrating!

I'm not sure. I would guess vectorizing by the evenness of the colours. The ville is in Saskatchewan.

hhmmm...easy for you to say! you don't live in the land of ignorant, narrow-minded rednecks! i am very proud to be a canadian, tho !
montreal is fab!