My F.B. got his PA over the weekend, after talking about it for waaaay too many years. I watched the whole thing, and it didn't look particularly pleasant, but he was a champ. But then he bled all weekend, staining four pairs of boxers and requiring an emergency load of wash for the jeans, driving him to proclaim himself a menstruating woman. I offered him...
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thi3veslikeus:
southern comfort is vile beyond belief and should be avoided at all costs. and thank you for the sage advice, it still seems like a bad idea and i get the feeling that ill like myself more if i abstain. hell, thats never stopped me from anything before. congrats on the fancy presents, and the fb with the pa for that matter.
fvk:
so when are you coming to hang out?
So am I oversexed? Is there such a thing? I was thinking about it tonight, what it is about each and every person I have (or would) hook up with. For one person, it's his rapid fire quick wit. For someone else, it's the way she sidles up besides me while I'm working and flirts with me in brief unexpected spurts. For someone else, it's...
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thi3veslikeus:
my sister is always giving me life advice and it seems to come back, one way or another, to her saying "dont waste the pretty." thus i advise you to not waste the pretty and go do some dirty things to this guy with the accent.
sedona666:
But is it a problem for you??? That's the real question. 
Horn. Dog.
I will update whilst my fuck buddy takes a big stinky shepard's pie dump in my nice clean bathroom.
The boss was flirtatious today. Winking. Calling after me even as I was walking away from him, way down the hall. Just hot. He knows. Dead sexy. There's something to be said for the older man.
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I will update whilst my fuck buddy takes a big stinky shepard's pie dump in my nice clean bathroom.
The boss was flirtatious today. Winking. Calling after me even as I was walking away from him, way down the hall. Just hot. He knows. Dead sexy. There's something to be said for the older man.
Then I ran into someone else in the...
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sedona666:
LOL You are too funny. 
sedona666:
Yeah, it's an animal shelter. Az Animal Welfare League and it's no-kill. It is very satisfying, but at the moment it's more than I can physically handle, but I hate when things like health limit my capability so I push myself beyond what I should. It should all level off soon I'm hoping.
Wishy Washy Boy has lived up to his name in not contacting me at all save a couple of pussy text messages. Close the chapter, move on.
Because I have ADD in every aspect of my life, I am now quietly obsessed with one of my bosses. There's just something so satisfyingly naughty about the teacher/student or boss/employee dynamic. This, however, even I realize is...
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Because I have ADD in every aspect of my life, I am now quietly obsessed with one of my bosses. There's just something so satisfyingly naughty about the teacher/student or boss/employee dynamic. This, however, even I realize is...
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syndel:
show your stars!!!
Aw, thank you so much for the lovely comment on my set yesterday
Aw, thank you so much for the lovely comment on my set yesterday
fvk:
quit blowing it lady. you know what i mean.
1. Since deciding that game playing bullshit is not worth it no matter how perfect someone seems, I have not called Mr. Wishy Washy, who has responded by not calling me. Proves my suspicions, that he likes being chased. No thanks. What I discovered about him a couple weeks ago is that he likes to flirt with gay guys and not tell them he's straight....
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satchell:
Maybe he just flirts with other guys to get free drinks. That's happened to me, but I wasn't flirting, I was just standing around. Guy are such pigs! One of these drag queens grabbed my balls and held. I was mortified.
Anyway, too much info.
Anyway, too much info.
thi3veslikeus:
we went to mickeys and some horrible place with a pirate theme? i lost the plot fairly early, feel like someone hit me in the head with a hammer today... do anything fun?
Ugh. What an anticlimatic weekend.
1. Won $35 at bingo Saturday night with my loopy gay buddies.
2. Ate breakfast at the Good Egg this morning and got what I think is a little case of food poisoning. Pain, nausea, agony, and many loo trips this evening. Total ugh.
3. Did not talk to wishy-washy boy the entire weekend, but devoted much thought and discussion...
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1. Won $35 at bingo Saturday night with my loopy gay buddies.
2. Ate breakfast at the Good Egg this morning and got what I think is a little case of food poisoning. Pain, nausea, agony, and many loo trips this evening. Total ugh.
3. Did not talk to wishy-washy boy the entire weekend, but devoted much thought and discussion...
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acksyning:
When it's wine or good beer yes
fvk:
come claim me already.
After a few days of good behavior, the boy has disintegrated into his wishy-washy mixed-signals bullshit. I don't think he knows what he's doing, but if he does, he is the biggest sadistic prick on the face of the earth. Yes, I'm feeling slightly dramatic this morning. Oh well. The longer this back and forth crap goes on, the less interested I am in the...
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fvk:
i will gladly place my tongue wherever youd like.
fvk:
im a little shocked that youd settle for a dude who isnt down for the mission, but i guess you cant tell just by looking at them.
Everyone knows that I am madly and passionately in love with Vince Vaughn. I think he is just the most luscious little peach. So I had this dream last night. I was at some outdoor party or something and actually met him. Sparks. Chemistry. Flirtation. He's charming and gorgeous. We are shitfaced drunk. He leans in for the first kiss, and my dream-self is just...
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magilla:
Looking for the free talking cure, eh? The vomit either represents your suspicion that your judged unworthy by your current boyfriend as personified by V.V., the very same man who will kiss on you, but then play games. Either then that, it may be that his the vomit represents V.V.'s corpus of acting work.... 
ck:
great minds think alike
i want to see vince's new movie....the one with owen wilson. i heard it was a must see.
i want to see vince's new movie....the one with owen wilson. i heard it was a must see.
A fab weekend. I got the boy a little tipsy and confronted him on his waffling behavior. The air has cleared, at least about 90% so. I guess he was just playing it cool. He came to my friend's party last night, fit in beautifully, and proceeded to tell me many times how cool and fun my friends are. He slept all curled up around...
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sedona666:
See! Yay! I'm so happy for you!
We went to the Vine in Tempe. Not a total dive bar, but close enough. hehe
We went to the Vine in Tempe. Not a total dive bar, but close enough. hehe
sedona666:
I'm not a veggie, but I'm not much of a wing girl. They do have pretty good food there at the Vine though. And on Wednesdays it's dollar drinks!
Never been to TT's, Emerald, or Bikini. Been to Rogue and sometimes it's just too damn smokey and croweded there. There's a bar near my house called Jupes that is pretty cool. There's going to be a little SGAZ gathering there this Friday. You should come!
Never been to TT's, Emerald, or Bikini. Been to Rogue and sometimes it's just too damn smokey and croweded there. There's a bar near my house called Jupes that is pretty cool. There's going to be a little SGAZ gathering there this Friday. You should come!
The game continues. It's totally obnoxious. We went for drinks last night, and after a couple, he was mentioning how emotionally pent up he feels sometimes, like he has no outlet. I suggested a diary/journal thing, something I have never done before myself (this doesn't really count, I don't think). So tonight I sat down and typed up a big "letter" to him on myspace.com...
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magilla:
The crapola in a tortilla. It looked like crap to me.
magilla:
The faux cheese has always disgusted me. Something about its color. What would you call that? Cadmium orange? I did see the add and immediately want a good tostada, though. 