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Another day of not getting my ass chewed by bosses. I'm shocked.

Bleu cheese stuffed olives are GOD'S FUCKING GIFT.
dappergatsby:
Hot pink this weekend maybe?!?!
I don't know if you're in the SGAZ group..
but the SGs should be out in full
force and tipsy.
Esther and i and a few others shall be representing the Bikini among
other dive bars!
Cheers
~gatsby
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Saw an ex tonight at a BBQ, someone I dated for a few months last winter. Plenty of flirtation. When I leave to meet some other friends, he follows me out into the street and we make out, much to the amusement of everyone inside.

Timing is weird. I was just talking about him last night, mainly about his boundless sexual desire (read: addiction, actually,...
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magilla:
As long as you know what you're getting into!
deceptiviewfilm:
another interesting story on rigor
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So hungover. I went out with some girls from work, one of whom is just the most adorable lesbian, and we met all of her adorable lesbian friends. We toured some little brewpub on Camelback, then went to Eddie Matney's, then went to the Bikini, and then ended up at Amsterdam dancing. Foolishly I was pounding SoCo & lime at a nice steady pace the...
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thi3veslikeus:
how very progressive of you! soco is dangerous, and must be used responsibly. good advice on the dating people in your class. it turns out my harvard cutie totally hit on every single boy in the whole class, what a lameass. your new hair looks lovely!
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The now-ex-F.B. is a complete and total moron. I knew he was a quasi-moron, until last weekend with half a dozen drunken whining, self-pitying phone calls after midnight. Drunk late night phone calls are usually not sexy. I was extremely unamused. The last time we talked, he pissed me off badly enough to actually yell a little bit, something I haven't done since last June...
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satchell:
Sometimes people go crazy and call when they get drunk, makes sense at the time. I can't believe you can do all that autopsy stuff, I would be puking so bad the entire time.
sedona666:
Birthday coming up??? Scary stuff... I used to look forward to them. We'll be getting old together then cause for some reason I think we are almost the same age. Whatcha going to be doing for your bday?
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Today was totally ridiculous. I sat down for fifteen minutes out of 11 hours. My uber-cuckoo-gay-Nazi boss asked me how my court date went (uh, it was two weeks ago), told me that repeated speeding tickets could have serious ramifications on my career (???), and then spent the time to not only look up driving schools online, but to print a fuckload of brochures out...
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deceptiviewfilm:
thanks. if it was ex sanguination(blood drain) what would happen? what state would the body be in. would their be any rigor..... would they take out the brain and other organs?
sedona666:
Ooo... chemistry with a sexy boss? Sounds yummy! And yes, True Romance is one of the most dirty, sexy movies ever. A favorite of mine for sure!!!

P.S. I got the job!!!!!! biggrin
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Spent all day yesterday in a salon to get the fucking hideous black out of my hair. Thankfully, the stylist was totally anal and was a complete perfectionist; therefore, my hair is a) not fried b) all one even nice red color c) cut well and d) styled well. Love her.

Have been blowing off the F.B. for the past five days due to an...
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roopie:
Hi, If you send me an email at roopiesuicide@gmail.com then we can sort out the necklace kiss
ck:
ha...Cruise-azy.

nice one.
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Dyed my hair black. It sucks. It's very SHOE POLISH BLACK. Ugh. Will probably go over the weekend to pay someone an exorbitant amount of cash to strip it out and go back to red. Note to self: impulsive hair changes always have been and always will be a bad idea.

Was kind of a crappy weekend. Lots of mulling about and sulking - on...
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magilla:
I know how you feel. My friends are cool, but it's work that's getting me down. The amount of ass licking you have to do with ancillary personel is literally nauseating. I didn't work as hard as I have to be where I am today to have to suck up to every asshole with a two year certificate. And it's not just having to be civil. It's like as if you have to THANK people for the privilege of giving them reason to be employed. And if they fuck up, it's as if you have to standing there like their fucking daddy saying, "It's ok, You're still wonderful. I'll make everything ok with this." It's a pain in my fucking ass that never goes away.
mike_hawk:
yeah thats her name... shes a good friend of mine
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I fled to the cool and temperate confines of Flagstaff this weekend. It was nice. Cool. Rainy. Pine trees. Mountains. I drank a fair amount of beer and purchased expensive pickles at the farmers market. It was chill. I was just happy they had Old Style in cans, but shit it was expensive! ($2.50 a can, if I remember correctly?!)

Then I had to go...
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sedona666:
Thank you, hon! I appreciate your kind words! I usually do snap out of my blue moods fairly quickly. I'm just too optimistic to stay blue for too long.

I've been wanting to go to Flagstaff forever. Hope you had a much deserved relaxing weekend!
magilla:
Your married friend sounds like an ass.
Old Style! Man, I didn't know you could get that west of Lacrosse WI!
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My fetus autopsies went well, for the enquiring minds who were dying (heh) to know. That is just a fuckload easier than an adult. These babies were so small, they almost didn't make the autopsy criteria.

Anyway, I will try to post a pic of the new eBay purse when it comes. I hope it's spiffy. I've had too many eBay issues this week, one...
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fvk:
ok shnookums.
thi3veslikeus:
counteracts my kittie post, eh? i think youre just mad i stole your "muffin" phraseology. id pee on the school again just for you if i werent, at this moment, boarding a plane to go poop on johns hopkins.

and no more hating on the kittie group posting! you turned me on to the damn thing, that and my cat just ate a mouse and it was awesome, so if you are alledging that my all consuming obsession with my cat isnt manly or cool or whatnot....ok i dont have a point here, youre right im a fucking dork

also chocolate fountains rule. sometime you should go to houstons on scottsdale road, they have this sundae that can and will bring about the o face in this little cat fancy subscriber...
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Today just sucked. I still smell like the morgue, a delightful melange of slowly rotting flesh and fresh shit.

And tomorrow morning first thing I get to autopsy twin fetuses. Feti? What is the plural of "fetus"? I will forever hate the hospital for offering free autopsy services. The first case today was a woman with recurrent anaplastic astrocytoma. Big, fucking, nasty, incurable brain tumor...
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fvk:
actually i dont know what would make me feel better. fill me in.
fvk:
ive been ready for days. lets stop fucking around and make it happen.