so friend says: I need me a girlfriend
Scattershot replies: Yeah me too ... Scattershot gets cut off.
friend continues: But its tough man ..
so scattershot replies: Yeah I have a hard time with it.
friend keeps going: It is hard for me too cuz blah blah blah blah blah
Scattershot continues his though: Its hard for me cuz Im hideously ugly
complete with the straightest face ever.
we got a good laugh out of that one but it seems I have just broken one of my new years resolutions. :sigh: Its tough when every girl you meet that you like "just wants to be friends" I guess Im just not boyfriend material for anyone!
thats enough depracating... I'll get no where with that attitude won't I.

Scattershot replies: Yeah me too ... Scattershot gets cut off.

friend continues: But its tough man ..

so scattershot replies: Yeah I have a hard time with it.

friend keeps going: It is hard for me too cuz blah blah blah blah blah

Scattershot continues his though: Its hard for me cuz Im hideously ugly

we got a good laugh out of that one but it seems I have just broken one of my new years resolutions. :sigh: Its tough when every girl you meet that you like "just wants to be friends" I guess Im just not boyfriend material for anyone!
thats enough depracating... I'll get no where with that attitude won't I.

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hopesfall:
if it makes you feel any better, my toilet will not flush and i have to take a shit 

rustgiraffe:
don't be blue about the whole g/f thing. it will happen soon enough! sometimes 'friends' is the best way to start out anyways. so...feel better!!!
