Spent that day nursing a minor hangover and cleaning the house. Very domestic. Trs chique. All the neighbours are doing it.
Is it strange that I really enjoy cleaning the house? I mean, I got up at 7:30 this morning and immediately went outside to clean off the walk. Started doing the laundry after I came in.
Made Amanda breakfast-in-bed, made some coffee, and went...
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Is it strange that I really enjoy cleaning the house? I mean, I got up at 7:30 this morning and immediately went outside to clean off the walk. Started doing the laundry after I came in.
Made Amanda breakfast-in-bed, made some coffee, and went...
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yummysugah:
You crack tha shit outta me 
You crack tha shit outta me Went to the pub. Got drunk. Walked home through a quintesential winter wonderland. Drunk now.
Bed now. Bed good. Bed warm. Mmmm... bed.
Bed now. Bed good. Bed warm. Mmmm... bed.
Was up last night past midnight, so you can imagine how much fun it was waking up at quarter to six this morning. I'm a zombie today. I'm walking into walls, shambling with a lurch in my step, calling out for "BRAAAAAAAAAIINS!" every so often. I'm a mess.
We did get our paycheques today, and much to all of our astonishment, we were all shorted...
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We did get our paycheques today, and much to all of our astonishment, we were all shorted...
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section3:
I wouldn't joke about that, its true. clean place good music. Its a good time
I'm bored to piss again today. It's a good thing I'm the one who monitors web traffic around here.
Qui custodiet ipsos custodes?
Seriously, there's only so many progress bars you can watch in a day before you just give up.
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Yesterday's leg workout left me completely destroyed. My legs and glutes feel like they've been hammered. After I was done, I could barely...
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Qui custodiet ipsos custodes?
Seriously, there's only so many progress bars you can watch in a day before you just give up.
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Yesterday's leg workout left me completely destroyed. My legs and glutes feel like they've been hammered. After I was done, I could barely...
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malloreigh:
i can't lie, either. i feel really guilty about it. i mean, i can do it, but i always always just say, 'well... no, i lied." and then tell the truth. it's really sad! i could never have any super important job with the government. "so, you work for the CIA, do you? what's up with all those aliens?" "umm... no...thing... okay so we have this huge research facility..."
the forecasted temperature keeps going down. originally it was supposed to go up to -1 today! then it was supposed to be -2 by monday. that's gone down, too. dammit, janet...
the forecasted temperature keeps going down. originally it was supposed to go up to -1 today! then it was supposed to be -2 by monday. that's gone down, too. dammit, janet...
shadowmancer:
SCATMONKEY Said - I figure ya fall under the same category of which I mentioned earlier, visa vie, ergo, concurrently* where "cute" means "god, I'd lick your boots if only you'd let me".
*fuck I have to stop saying that, but I just watched that MTV/Matrix thing again and it's on repeat inside my head.
LMAO
*fuck I have to stop saying that, but I just watched that MTV/Matrix thing again and it's on repeat inside my head.
LMAO
Ya know, I find a certain Zen like calm from sweeping my deck. I've been doing it religiously two or three times a day for a week now. It gives me an odd sense of peace and tranquillity. Weird.
One day later, after finally finding the right person to talk to, I got all my bank bung cleaned up. God, why it takes me 9...
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One day later, after finally finding the right person to talk to, I got all my bank bung cleaned up. God, why it takes me 9...
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malloreigh:
they can?
Goddamn it the bank is pissing me off something fierce today.
We got a letter from the bank that they were going to be taking out our property taxes proactively for the next two years over the next 16 months. Here's the deal, I never authorized them to take out my taxes at all. So I figured all I'd have to do is call my...
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We got a letter from the bank that they were going to be taking out our property taxes proactively for the next two years over the next 16 months. Here's the deal, I never authorized them to take out my taxes at all. So I figured all I'd have to do is call my...
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morbidcherry:
G'bye sweetie!
Murder capital of Canada, y'all.
To quote Mr. Trick:
"You know, you just gotta' stand up and salute their death rate. It makes D.C. look like Mayberry, and ain't nobody saying boo about it."
Everytime I hear this stuff, I poo a little.
In other news, it's still colder than a well digger's ass out there. Filling the day with "busy" work. Should be pointless.
To quote Mr. Trick:
"You know, you just gotta' stand up and salute their death rate. It makes D.C. look like Mayberry, and ain't nobody saying boo about it."
Everytime I hear this stuff, I poo a little.
In other news, it's still colder than a well digger's ass out there. Filling the day with "busy" work. Should be pointless.
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malloreigh:
are you serious?
sick.
sick sick sick!
also, it IS cold like the dickens.
sick.
sick sick sick!
also, it IS cold like the dickens.
malloreigh:
we should move to new york, where it's safe to walk the streets at night.
-28C. Charming. Bloody charming.
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Amanda did something accidental with her hair. I could hear her giggling and laughing in the other room. I turn around to see her laughing so hard she's have trouble speaking. Most women I've been with do something screwy to their hair and cry for a week.
She does something fucky with it so she has this Bride of Frankenstien...
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Amanda did something accidental with her hair. I could hear her giggling and laughing in the other room. I turn around to see her laughing so hard she's have trouble speaking. Most women I've been with do something screwy to their hair and cry for a week.
She does something fucky with it so she has this Bride of Frankenstien...
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Current conditions: -18:C, with windcill, -30:C. Heavy Snowfall Warning In Effect. 
I really hate the weather in this city. A lot. I think I'll go ask the missus if she wants to go out and drink ourselves into a vicious stupor as a coping mechanism.
EDIT: I gotta stop calling Amanda "the missus". I know she dosen't care, but if I ain't actually married to...
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I really hate the weather in this city. A lot. I think I'll go ask the missus if she wants to go out and drink ourselves into a vicious stupor as a coping mechanism.
EDIT: I gotta stop calling Amanda "the missus". I know she dosen't care, but if I ain't actually married to...
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oracle:
sounds like you are in the praries too
oracle:
Calgary is a hell of a lot better then Moose Jaw.
Actually we aren't coming in anymore...it sucks I was really looking forward to it but hey what can you do.
Actually we aren't coming in anymore...it sucks I was really looking forward to it but hey what can you do.
I'm sitting at work attempting to look busy and not have to actually do any work. I haven't slept much this week, so I'm not really feeling up to it.
Yeah, that sounds like a good excuse as any. I'm lazy as fuck works too.
Applied for the SGCanada group like a week or so ago. No word.
Hmm. Thought all I had to be...
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Yeah, that sounds like a good excuse as any. I'm lazy as fuck works too.
Applied for the SGCanada group like a week or so ago. No word.
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beledi:
you can only be eccentric if you live in a cave... or so a friend of mine says anyway.
i don't mean to doubt your eccentricity, in fact, i embrace it. huzzah for eccentric folks.
and i prefer ninja mice.
i don't mean to doubt your eccentricity, in fact, i embrace it. huzzah for eccentric folks.
and i prefer ninja mice.
beledi:
how dare you steal the evil closet monkey???
and they shall overwhelm you in their sheer numbers.
and they shall overwhelm you in their sheer numbers.