Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

scatmonkey

Canada

Member Since 2004

Followers 3 Following 3

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday May 26, 2004

May 26, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
So I missed a spot shaving this morning, and being borderline obsessive compulsive I ran out and bought a cheap little disposable.

Slashed myself something fierce. Now I sit at my desk bleeding.

Oh, yeah, this will be a good day.

----------------

TV is effectively over for me. Angel has now ended, Home Movies past on in an untimely manner in April, and the new Family Guy isn't rumoured to start till next January.

You're dead to me, TV. Dead. Dead. Dead.

At least I still have the porn channels.

----------------

In a surreal little cinematic moment, a co-worker just walked by and asked if that's my blood.

"Some of it, yeah".

----------------

Song of the moment: "Seven" - Rein Sanction
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
vim:
nice...that leg tri-set made me wanna puke just readin it....gonna give it a whack tomorrow.

\m/
May 26, 2004
shiva8:
some of it? i bet you got the raised eyebrow trout look. on the bright side at least it was just your face. i recently had a "grooming" accident myself... i leave that for you to figure out. owie.
May 26, 2004

More Blogs

  • 03.25.04
    12

    Thursday Mar 25, 2004

    I've been at work for near on two hours and all I've managed to do is…
  • 03.24.04
    12

    Wednesday Mar 24, 2004

    What is it about men in offices? Why do they eventually start to act …
  • 03.23.04
    11

    Tuesday Mar 23, 2004

    Hi. My name is Jerry. And I'm a sneaker-aholic. Hi Jerry! A bud…
  • 03.22.04
    4

    Monday Mar 22, 2004

    Frustrated, aggravated and irritated sums up my mood this fine and ch…
  • 03.19.04
    6

    Friday Mar 19, 2004

    One week of higher than normal stress levels, a complete and utter la…
  • 03.18.04
    2

    Thursday Mar 18, 2004

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. I &hear…
  • 03.17.04
    2

    Wednesday Mar 17, 2004

    Little worker bee running around in circles too tired to care too …
  • 03.16.04
    4

    Tuesday Mar 16, 2004

    Vans is offering up Vans Customs™ slip-ons. Looks pretty ne…
  • 03.15.04
    8

    Monday Mar 15, 2004

    Went skating again yesterday at the plaza by my house. It has some sw…
  • 03.13.04
    3

    Saturday Mar 13, 2004

    Read More

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
2
months
12
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,621 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,008,965 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,598,634 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo