Since I can't think of anything interesting to say, and I've been overly introspective -- and long winded in -- in my journal entries of late, today I'm goin' with some...
Random Questions off the 'Net
1. What is your favourite playground equipment?
The Jungle Gym. Damn, I loved that thing.
2. What is the cruellest thing anybody ever said to you?
So many to choose from, so few I give a shit about. I suppose a weeny little prick telling a girl I was dating I was a loser.
Reason? I made under 50K a year and, at the time, I was fat. I just thought it was particularly cruel. I got over it.
Didn't stop me from making fun of him when he lost his fabulous job, had to sell his fabulous car, and had to move back in with his parents.
3. Whose thoughts would you most like to read?
No one's. If someone doesn't want to tell me I don't really think it's my place to know.
4. What was the best toy you ever owned?
Millennium Falcon. Oh, yeah, that sucker as sweeeet
5. What's the best way to get rid of a dead body?
10 mol/litre acid, steel tub, patience and time.
6. Who is the person you'd most like to take revenge on?
I hold grudges, but I can't think of anyone I want revenge on. for the longest time it was an ex-fianc and the guy who was my "best man". then I realized, I just don't care.
Besides, I have faith in few things save karma.
7. What is your guilt CD?
The Best of Barry Manilow.
8. Whats the most boring part of your day?
It starts at 8, ends at 5, with short breaks of excitement and frustration.
9. Can you twist your tongue upside down?
Yeppers. and make a "w" shape.
10. Where would you most hate to be pierced?
Through the weenis. I cringe when I think about it.
Random Questions off the 'Net
1. What is your favourite playground equipment?
The Jungle Gym. Damn, I loved that thing.
2. What is the cruellest thing anybody ever said to you?
So many to choose from, so few I give a shit about. I suppose a weeny little prick telling a girl I was dating I was a loser.
Reason? I made under 50K a year and, at the time, I was fat. I just thought it was particularly cruel. I got over it.
Didn't stop me from making fun of him when he lost his fabulous job, had to sell his fabulous car, and had to move back in with his parents.
3. Whose thoughts would you most like to read?
No one's. If someone doesn't want to tell me I don't really think it's my place to know.
4. What was the best toy you ever owned?
Millennium Falcon. Oh, yeah, that sucker as sweeeet
5. What's the best way to get rid of a dead body?
10 mol/litre acid, steel tub, patience and time.
6. Who is the person you'd most like to take revenge on?
I hold grudges, but I can't think of anyone I want revenge on. for the longest time it was an ex-fianc and the guy who was my "best man". then I realized, I just don't care.
Besides, I have faith in few things save karma.
7. What is your guilt CD?
The Best of Barry Manilow.
8. Whats the most boring part of your day?
It starts at 8, ends at 5, with short breaks of excitement and frustration.
9. Can you twist your tongue upside down?
Yeppers. and make a "w" shape.
10. Where would you most hate to be pierced?
Through the weenis. I cringe when I think about it.
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I'm back so your lips can stop quivering now.
Oh questions...those are fun...
1. What is your favourite playground equipment?
I don't know what it's called in English but it was just a single horizontal bar and I would just swing and hang on it like a monkey all day long.
2. What is the cruellest thing anybody ever said to you?
When I was a kid the gym teacher called me a cow. I was a chubby kid but the insensitive bastard didn't have to "go there."
3. Whose thoughts would you most like to read?
Is this like a mind-reading question? If it is I'm not sure I would like to know what people are really thinking. It might hurt my feelings.
4. What was the best toy you ever owned?
A train set.
5. What's the best way to get rid of a dead body?
Shit. I don't know. I am many things but a murderer I'm not.
6. Who is the person you'd most like to take revenge on?
I already took revenge on everyone that's wronged me in any way and I'm sure there will be more people in the future who will cross me.
7. What is your guilt CD?
New Kids on the Block.
8. Whats the most boring part of your day?
Going home from work.
9. Can you twist your tongue upside down?
I'm not sure I understand the question but I think I can.
10. Where would you most hate to be pierced?
My clit. Ouch.
[Edited on Mar 04, 2004 6:53AM]