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scatmonkey

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Saturday Feb 28, 2004

Feb 28, 2004
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Housewarming. Busily Scotchguarding and covering every piece of furniture with something shabby.

I'm way too much of a spaz for this...

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No digital camera. Geotech took it without signing it out, despite my name being clearly on the list. I'll be sure to queue her emails back about... oh, I don't know... A day or two should do.

Too cold to skate. Sucks. frown

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...I'm still way too much of a spaz for this...

ooo aaa
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rickroyal:
Just keep saying that. A mantra is good. When the house is burning down, the paddy wagon is full of drunken friends, and the news crew is shining a spotlight in your face asking you, "Did Mike Tyson ever touch you," you'll be able to say over and over, "I'm way too much of a spaz for this." They'll understand.

Wound so tight you're the swiss watch of scatmonkeys. I understand. I recommend turkey and wine. Nothing chills me out better than lots of turkey and wine. That's actually pretty sad.

A cattle prod has approximately the same voltage of an electric fence. Enough to startle and cause a little pain, but do no real damage. Now, if you held the cattle prod on someone for a significant length of time, it'd probably burn the skin a bit. But then if you really lost control with your sand-filled rubber hoses you'd probably do some damage, too. Keeping friends in line is so tedious, is it not?
Feb 28, 2004
stacie:
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Feb 28, 2004

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