According to my spam this morning, I'm in need of Viagra for my less than impressive member for some woman somewhere that wants me bad. Oh yeah, so bad it "hruts". She may only be in it for my life insurance and my mortgage rate at a low, low, oh so low, 1.95%. And the Nigerians need my help again. Maybe I can cash in the cheque Bill Gates owes me, and send it to them, as long as I'm not too busy looking at the hot, hot, hot shaved college girls that want to perform on their web cams JUST FOR ME!!!!!!1!!
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Newsflash *do-dee-do-do-dee-do*
Someone robbed the Mac's by my house, then broke into a home and stared down the Police while brandishing two knives. As he lunged at the Police, he was shot in the leg.
"He brought a knife to a gun fight," Police were quoted saying.
Here are my questions; what kind of idiot attacks armed Police officers with a knife, and what kind of idiot robs a convenience store one block from a Police District Office?
ADDITIONAL: Okay, I answered my own question. Still, do they have to do this in my neighbourhood. I moved out of downtown to get away from crime.
...okay, so that's not really true. I moved away because I couldn't stand the smell, the bums picking fights with me on my way home from work, the violent bar brawls spilling out into the alley behind my apartment, the fact that I was paying roughly a mortgage payment a month to keep my landlord in furs and SUVs and to put as much distance between me and my office as I could so going into work would prove to be "impossible" on the weekends.
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Newsflash *do-dee-do-do-dee-do*
Someone robbed the Mac's by my house, then broke into a home and stared down the Police while brandishing two knives. As he lunged at the Police, he was shot in the leg.
"He brought a knife to a gun fight," Police were quoted saying.
Here are my questions; what kind of idiot attacks armed Police officers with a knife, and what kind of idiot robs a convenience store one block from a Police District Office?
ADDITIONAL: Okay, I answered my own question. Still, do they have to do this in my neighbourhood. I moved out of downtown to get away from crime.
...okay, so that's not really true. I moved away because I couldn't stand the smell, the bums picking fights with me on my way home from work, the violent bar brawls spilling out into the alley behind my apartment, the fact that I was paying roughly a mortgage payment a month to keep my landlord in furs and SUVs and to put as much distance between me and my office as I could so going into work would prove to be "impossible" on the weekends.
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thanks ill go check!
have a good time