scatmonkey

Hi!!!

Did you miss me today???

You better say YES. ::holding gun to monkey's head::

I think you are quickly becoming my best friend on SG. I hope you don't mind. That doesn't mean that I have to be your best friend too but I just wanted to say that you are def mine.

I had an insane day both at home (working) and at the office. I caught up on a lot of things that I've been neglecting due to my ass being glued to doing work at my desk or on the computer just so I can sneak onto the internet and goof off in the meantime. But I made it my mission to do all the shit my mother's been begging me to do. Which was, for the most part, being buried among files in the basement and transferring them to paper boxes so that we could begin to move some stuff into the "new" office. God I hate moving even if it is moving an office. There is just so much to go through. Most of it will be trash anyway.

Anywayyyyyy...don't hate on my bacon sandwiches mister. It's not like I put a shit load of bacon and slap it between two slices of bread. It's only like 3 slices and I load up on a ton of veggies. I love veggies. I add lettuce tomato onion peppers olives pickle and banana peppers. Yum!!! I want it again. I need to keep eating lots of fruits and veggies...otherwise I am...irregular. Sorry!!! Was that TMI??? I don't care...best friend tell all.

So you see it's not all that fatty.

But today for lunch I ate some grotesquely fatty sausages. My mother ordered them online from a Hungarian store in New York. You will prolly vomit when I tell you what they even are. One is made from pig's blood and bread. The other one is made from pig's liver and bread. The third type of sausage is made from pig meat but I'm not sure what else. They are all so fatty and they weren't even that good. Nothing beats the real thing from Hungary!!! Anyway, it was sooo fatty. Even I couldn't handle it. For the most part the stuff I eat is fairly lean.

Shit I am rambling far too long.

Oh hey thank you for checking in on me in the morning even though I hadn't even had the time to reply to you yet. You are such a great friend! See why I designated you my best friend? Aren't you just glowing yet? You should really get a gold star! Oh and sorry you were not first but you came VERY close.

I'm still confounded by my crazy dream. I will look into it some more. I'm sure it's not a great sign. And if you'd like I welcome you to venture a guess. I'm sure it would be funny.

Fukk put a gag in my mouth NOW!!!

If we don't speak before Monday have a great weekend! I hope your friends don't trash your beautiful new home!!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!

Bye!!!

the SG community has been very good for me...I am so glad I joined this site.

lol Calgary has nothing compared to Montreal!


yesss SLAYERRRR!

You know I am pretty pissed that I've written all this shit in your journal yet it hasn't made it to the second page. What up with that yo?

Anyway, 'tis okay about the untimely reply. I have no doubt now that YOU will always reply. After I posted to you I finally shut off the comp and left work. I needed to get away. I still hadn't eaten anything and I had a massive headache because of it. And staring at the computer screen just seemed to make it worse. The only thing I could think about was going home, eating a nice bacon sandwich and laying down for a bit. Yes bacon sandwiches seem to make all my problems go away. Yay bacon!!!

I do think you have a GREAT body but I'm not about to log on here and tell you that every minute (as much as I am sure you would enjoy that). But yeah that kind of shit does get boring. There is one friend, I won't tell you who, who will comment in my journal no matter how hard I've tried to steer the conversation in another direction. There is so many times I can say thank you fir the compliments to the same damn person. Either he/she does not find me otherwise engaging or he simply cannot be engaged at all. I like to think it's the latter. Yes the humongo ego strikes again.

The bottom line is that I enjoy talking to you no matter what. There is no flirting necessary. I think I'm just so used to the flirting that it's hard for me to conceptualize why a person won't bother to flirt with me. The only thing I can think of is that the person just does not like me (in that way). Not that I need everyone to like me (in that way) but for some reason I get insecure when they don't.

I love Ruth. She is a great momma. I've def felt the most compassion for her. She tries so hard to be a good mom, a good person and sometimes those kids of hers give her a lot of grief. But for the most part I sympathize with how lonely she seems to be feeling. But my fave is still Brenda. I'm not sure how much the first season goes into but she is one fukked up chick and she gets worse as the seasons go on. I won't say anymore though. Don't want to ruin it for you.

You should watch Sex and the City. It's wrapped up now for good but I love that show. It's certainly not as morbid as Six Feet Under but it's a fun show to get into.

END OF RANT.
Going to bed soon.
Talk in the morning.

I've often found that there's a cyclical nature to my own feelings of listlessness and detachment. Hard to explain. I hope you can connect with what you've lost; or, perhaps a better course, find something new to connect with.

The pup reminds me that a few years ago we had to forbid my sister from going to animal shelters because she couldn't bear to leave without adopting something. Especially if it was pathetic or injured in some way. Sad, really.

Actually, a cattle prod doesn't leave a mark, either.

Start fights with strangers!

I can just give it here !
princessofnothingness@hotmail.com

LOL
thanks ill go check!
have a good time

1. I live in New England so we have the exact same weather patterns as you do in Calgary. My headaches are made worse by various factors including weather changes, lack of sleep and lack of food.

2. Just so you know Big Brother chat is not filled with retarded chatters asking for cyber and conversations that look like this...

<AOL Luser> a/s/l?!?!
<AOL Luser> pres 239487239812.12323903284091238459709823749872987 and 23423/50984049871 if u like horses
<AOL Luser> omg! lol! omg! i was all like omg! omgomgomgomgomg!

OR like this...

<stalker> a/s/l!??!
<You> I'm busy right now.
<stalker> OOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT WITH?
<You> work
<stalker> i bet ur hot!
<You> uh, k
<stalker> TAKE OF UR CLOTHS! LOL! J/K!
<You> please die.
<stalker> wud u hav sex w/ me? i'm ugly tho lol!
<You> I'm going to rip off your appendages and beat you with them.
<stalker> im a guy!

And yes I did get that from thefunny.org.

Anyway, if it was like that I wouldn't chat there.

3. What is your first name? Tell me if you want. I won't ask for last name. My first name is Viktoria so it's not the first name people have a problem with. Only my last.

4. I'm still doubtful about that Czech guy but since you are so fukking nice I will just drop it.

5. I have MSN so if you ever feel like getting on to chat that would be cool by me. I know that you are not into cyber so I would feel fairly safe chatting to you. I'm also not around that much to hold you hostage to a conversation all day long. Yes some people have done that to me. Anyway, let me know.

Peace my friend.

Did you ignore my last comment on purpose?

Your weekend sounds better than mine. I just keep waiting for nicer weather. When the weather is nice there seems to be so much more to do.

Oh and my mom is from Poland. We go there every year. How did you come to know a bit of Polish?

Awesome quote about Madonna. Exactly summarizes how I feel about her and the culture which puts her on a pedestal. I look with incredulity at the people who praise her for her 'pioneering' form of feminism. When did feminism become identified with glory-hound-ism, I ask you?

is your sister hot?

weather dowwn here yesterday was out of this world upper sixties and clear blue sunny skies. So nice after so many weeks of ugly cold wet!

looks like you were having quite a nice little chat with missbunnie!

so how far is the pub from your house vs cherry?

oh its not the same guy...

i like advise!
you can leave me some anytime!!

HE IS TOO DRUNK TO GET ME!

He was all "you can come over" but i don't know how to get there by bus...and id be to scared to try...i wouldn't wanna get lost...he told me hes so drunk he can hardly walk. he said he might be going to the bar later tonight but i am mad at him so i wont be seeing him tonight

What are you anxious about?

Anyway, as retarded as it may seem, here is my concern about this new version of the chatroom. By the way, the old room was hosted by "peoplelink" and the new one is hosted by "prospero." Not sure if you are familiar with either one. Moving on...I used to be a frequent chatter at Big Brother until I started disliking just about everyone there. I started chatting somewhere else with a few friends I actually did like but we would go back once in a while using different names to give people we can't stand hell. I pretty much became a chatroom terror.. With this new chatroom I have heard several of the users say that now that CBS records IP's that a user can click on the name of another user and see the actual name they logged in with originally (not their IP number or anything like that.) So, for example, if I am Smuffy and I log in using ten different names the theory is that a user can click on my name and see that no matter what named I used I was originally recorded as the user Smuffy. So I can't clone, change names or anything. People will always know it is me. I've been told that this is not true. That you can still log on and no one will know who you are but I just want to make sure.

My only saving grace is that I haven't logged in using my original chat name in over a year, so...but it would still be nice to know that I can change names and bash like hell without users calling me out on my real identity.

Is any of this sounding crazy?

that's a great quote.