So, there's that new PC port of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and people are modding it already. Which is great!

Hear me out: The Bottom of the Well and Shadow Temple are less horrifying! I propose a mod to make them less so.
-The groaning in the music? Turns into Ulla Strömstedt's fishy dream story from Catalina Caper!

-Acid pit in the Well? Turns into cereal and milk!

-Saint Andrew's Cross in the Well? Turns into a kitty's scratching post!

-Bones all over Dead Hand's rooms? Rubber duckies!

-Dead Hand? A giant toy penguin!

-Guillotines? ...still lethal, they just have kitty designs where the chains and blades meet, now.

-Hooded figures? Got kitties in the hoods, now!

-Colossal skulls? WOLF PUPPY HEADS.

-Scary ship? It's a toy boat!

-Bird statue you have to knock over to get to Bongo Bongo? It's a giant cat's scratching post!

-Bongo Bongo? A Holland Lop!

please someone do this those places still scare me and I'm almost thirty-three