scarsdaleloriat

Anybody know that dude who does the narration forpreviews in the theartres? The guy who sounds like he's smoked 50 cartons of Cowboy Killers before he did the recording..?

That guy can make any stupid idea cool.
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..heartbeat...

"In The City, You Must Fight To Survive...

"He Sold Tortillias On The Corner.. And The Mob Wanted In"

Random Italian Guy: "I dunno who dis guys is but I want him an' 'is tammalis DEAD!!!"

::EXPLOSION::

"He had one chance, and that chance was to fight back. Governor Arnold Schwartzenager-"

:oor Opening::

Heir Gropen Furher: "Listen to me, dis is my tortillas and I'm not going to give them out! LISTEN TO ME!"

::Multiple EXPLOSIONS::

"In A Place Where They Didn't Know His Name...."

Random Mexican Housekeeper: "Ooh, mehito, who are dose men who came here, wha's happening?!?!?"

Governor T-800: "Listen to me, listen to me, keep yah head down. They're trying TO TAKE MY TORTILLIAS!!!"

::200 EXPLOSIONS::

..heartbeat...

"One Man.." ::Shotgun Sound:: "One Solution... Arnold Schwartzenger, THIS SUMMER, IS..."

Ja, Arnold: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"LITTLE TORTILLIA BOY."

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-From Pablo Francisco