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Saturday Dec 20, 2003

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The Legend Of Rueby Soho

Someone read this, tell me what you think of it. The author is the man I'm writing a compilation novel with.

I have, truly, nothing to say right now. My life is going nowhere, so I figured I'd sell my soul to an unworthy cause for a chance at fame and fortune, yet again.

In other words, I'm once again writing a novel. Prepare for a yearly lapse of sanity. mad

Time for random thoughts:

"Mustafa the Lion was, in fact, a gay african man; I was his bottom bitch."
-Taken from the Drunken Thoughts of the Maliki Consordium

"C'mon, hun. We all know you're a murderer. It's all over the internet. 'VIRGINIA: SERIAL KILLER? OR DISTURBED, INNOCENT CHILD?'"
--from a convorsation between Keith Gardener and VA of Washington.

"The French, they are a funny race-
They fight with their feet
And fuck with their face"
--Whoever said this is a motherfucking idiot, but it's a great line
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
fenris23:
oooh writing a novel how fun. The scary thing is I don't know if that was sarcastic or not. Good luck with it. Don't let it eat you alive like my last attempt did me.
Dec 21, 2003
unravled:
Merry Christmas!
Dec 22, 2003

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