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Monday Dec 08, 2003

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Some quick updates, my fellow SG'ers.

That's really not a grammatically correct statement, but who cares. Poetik ain't around to bust my balls 'bout it.

Speaking of our lost friend, Poetik, let us think upon him for a moment in our fond memories...
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Alright, on to the updates.

I've become the official frontman for a Classic Rock coverband. Yes, I realize the only Classic Rock coverbands around are wedding singers, but I don't plan on staying a coverband for over 8 months. We're practicing, right now, Sundays at Chase Studios in Mount Kisco, 3:30-6:30. We should be putting out a demo within the next 2 months.

I finally got my job at America Works in Yonkers. Nice pay, benifits galore, I can sleep all motherfriggin' day if I'z want (not really), very flexible hours, and the best part...I have my own damn office!

Uhm, I'm not sure if that underground film will be released in America any time soon, but "Faking Messiah" should come out in about 3 months over in Spain/UK/Germany.

Other than that, life is boring, but that shall soon change. And to end this post, a few quote's out of my personal collection.

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"WHOO HOO!!! THE MONEY IS FLOWING IN LIKE BLOOD COMIN' OUTTA A STUCK PIG!!!"
--Ultimate Wrestling Alliance's CEO, Michael Monroe, on their recent financial success from UWA Genesis on PPV.

"I eat, litterally, one meal a day usually mainly to stop my parents from bitching. The reason they don't buy me my ingrediants is cause I won't tell them to. Why, you might ask? Because my fat-ass mom and dad will scarf the shit down for breakfast, lunch, mid-lunch, early-dinner, dinner, post-dinner, pre,-mid-,post desert, and a midnight snack before I even remotely come up with the idea of cooking myself food."
--Keith Gardener on buying expensive foods

"Thats like the porno business; I'm fuckin' my girlfriend in about 10 movies and then Ron Jeremie becomes my friend. But he won't talk to my girl cause she hasn't been in enough lesbian flicks."
--Infamous Pro-Wrestler "The Witness" G.G. (who legally owns copyright to the gimmick of La Parka, along with the original costume) on New Jack stalking Tiziana, girlfriend of Leon Scott.

--DON'T SUPPORT STALKERS! DON'T SUPPORT NEW JACK!-- mad

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