I worked for almost 12 hours today in the sun. I also managed to smash my foot with a sledgehammer hard enough to make it bleed through my sock 
BUT, the gods smiled on me and i got last weeks paycheck PLUS this weeks paycheck early. 
AND I got a $2 raise! I'm fucking rich! Now i can pay all my bills early, and all...
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BUT, the gods smiled on me and i got last weeks paycheck PLUS this weeks paycheck early. AND I got a $2 raise! I'm fucking rich! Now i can pay all my bills early, and all... Read More
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Holy shit. This is one of the funniest things I've seen (other than my face) in a LONG LONG time. Checkuh Check it out...
Good day today. Had a nice easy day at work, felt good, and remembered to turn in my invoices so i don't get hosed again on my paycheck
I want a monkey. Soley for the purpose of flinging poop at people...
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Good day today. Had a nice easy day at work, felt good, and remembered to turn in my invoices so i don't get hosed again on my paycheck
I want a monkey. Soley for the purpose of flinging poop at people...
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allwaysbeclosing:
My connection won't run it. Damn AOL!
Aside from fecal flinging. They're also great for whenever you need your pet to masturbate in public.
Aside from fecal flinging. They're also great for whenever you need your pet to masturbate in public.
Welp, saturday was fun. Ended up not having time to see Marsha before she had to pick up her daughter in Plano. i think she's a little peeved at me. oh well, she should have called me back. If she doesn't get over it, it's her loss. Went out to the Oasis on Joe Pool Lake with Wendy and Jennifer. Drank. Went BACK to my...
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allwaysbeclosing:
of course. not offeneded at all
alexisnicole:
Boobs are GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
hmmmmm. So, what's the protocol on a possible date? I called to the cube to remind her about out date today at 2pm yesterday afternoon, left message, please call me back... nothing. I'ts quite the pickle since i call her and don't call until she calls me (thanks for the advice liz )and i haven't heard from her??
my parents want me to come over...
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)and i haven't heard from her??
my parents want me to come over...
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emily_m:
Did you ever pay for your drink? The waiter came back and asked me where you were like 5 times, haha. Thanks for holding the sign and letting me use your cup.
emily_m:
Well next Saturday I have to be a stupid transie again so you can just watch me screw up the Time Warp again and again. No sign holding for you! Auditions are August 6 so hopefully some time after that I will need you to hold the sign. Until then, maybe you should practice. 
thursday sucks too. Badly even. Thursday, i would even go as far as to say, sucks at sucking. I think that's bad. So, I'm poor now. Because monday morning was so hectic, i forgot to turn in my invoices for the previous week's billings. Then i ended up going home sick for the next day and a half and forgot all about it. Until today....
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baby_square:
hahahaha, that link is funny
cathedra:
oh my, who is that hawt tattooed young man in your pics??
blah blah blah... it was a little on the warm side today! Thought I was gonna melt out there. It's hump day, and I ain't got nothin' to hump. What a bummer. This whole not drinking and smoking thing SUCKS BALLS. Why am I doing this to myself?!?! But my brain is a little less cloudy... when it's not clouded with nicotine-deprived blood lust. Oh...
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allwaysbeclosing:
I likes me liquor like I likes me women... strong and with just a touch of dope.
Cigarettes are gross and they are bad for your singing voice.
Cigarettes are gross and they are bad for your singing voice.
cathedra:
lemme know how it works out with the Cube girl...hmm a girl could almost be jealous 
another day of regurgitation. I am sooooooooooooo fucccccccccccccccking booooooooooooored. Can't wait to go back to work tomorrow. think i'll get some lucky charms, i bet they look cool as fuck when you throw 'em back up... 
hmmm... my older sister just called to inform me that she had a couple of life insurance policies for me to look over. I wasn't aware that i was...
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hmmm... my older sister just called to inform me that she had a couple of life insurance policies for me to look over. I wasn't aware that i was...
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scarredangel:
everyone be mean to emily now
*gets his walker* *shakes his fist*
*gets his walker* *shakes his fist*
emily_m:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I can't help it if you're an oldie. *grabs walker and pushes you to the ground* MUAHAHA! I have no respect for the old because I'm one of those young kids with no morals.
*baRf* that's all i've been doing. Somebody shoot me. please.
oh and dammit fine. here are some real pics of me...
hope yer happy...
oh and dammit fine. here are some real pics of me...
hope yer happy...
myndlss1:
Well, did you have fun at least?
emily_m:
I'm happy. 
Sorry about the barfing.
Sorry about the barfing.
So i had an interesting night. All of you people who didn't go to RHPS suck ass. We had such a good time! And Emily was quite the hostess *cough*. Hehe i'm gonna give her no end of shit this week...
emily_m:
Whatever, I came up to you guys and was like "so you're from Suicide Girls?" and you and your friends were like "huh? what are you talking about?" so I said "nevermind" and started cleaning. Totally NOT my fault that you were too wasted to know what I was talking about, hahah.
And I have nothing against muppets. However, you need one real picture up so that I will know who to look for next time. Key words: next time. 
And I have nothing against muppets. However, you need one real picture up so that I will know who to look for next time.
Key words: next time. Hmmm. So it's friday night. I don't even want to move i'm so hungover. still. Feels like a lyrics kind of night to me...
damn this hotel room
and damn all of this rain
damn everything
damn this emptiness inside
damn these shadows
closing in behind
hello you, my forgotten faith
hella green eyes you were both
worth the wait
and all though i may...
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damn this hotel room
and damn all of this rain
damn everything
damn this emptiness inside
damn these shadows
closing in behind
hello you, my forgotten faith
hella green eyes you were both
worth the wait
and all though i may...
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emily_m:
Dude, I don't know what you look like! Were you part of that group yelling "suicide girls"? Because I tried to say hi but you guys were like "huh?" so I was confused. 
emily_m:
You need to have real pictures up instead of muppets, you freak! Put up a real picture and then come next weekend when I play the Crimmie, and I will say hi and kiss your ass.
Put up a real picture and then come next weekend when I play the Crimmie, and I will say hi and kiss your ass.
*cough*