scarredangel

What the fuck is wrong with my face? It's been three days and it STILL hurts, and i can barely open it wide enough to eat, and then it had better be something thin and soft. I was so craving a cheeseburger for lunch, so i went and got one. It took me 30 fucking minutes to eat that bitch. And even then, its like i was taking little bites of PARTS of the burger. I'm sorry, but a bite of burger should consist of a little of everything. Not a bite of meat. Then a bite of pickle. Then a bite of bun and mustard and ketchup. Fuck that!
So, due to certain eating problems, i get to spoil myself and eat Boston Market's Maccaronni and Cheese for dinner. A whole fucking family side of it! I love that stuff and I rarely get to eat it since it's all carbs. MMMMMM, dinner is soooooooo goooooooood. And for desert? Vicadin! Yum yum eat 'em up. Nothing like a good excuse to eat painkillers Maybe later I'll have a muscle relaxer for a snack...
Hahah, i just realized i have a great excuse to not have to kiss anyone this weekend. Haha, "sorry! why don't you just blow me."
Hmmm, it kinda looks like i have eye makeup on in my profile pic. Oh well, I just can't help it if i'm pretty
Gonna go fuck around now, everyone have a great weekend!

Oh, and you fuckers need to come out to Rocky Horror tomorrow night! dammit.