Is it just me, or does it seem like the suicide's are looking younger and younger. Everyone is leaving, and I keep hearing bad things, and bullshit, bullshit bullshit. What's going on in the Suicide World?
In any event, what's the word Mutha Fuckers? Darrell just got laid off, my mom had a dog that got hit by a car die in her arms, I watched a 15 year old girl rithe on the bus because she was so high on meth, and Anne Murray is coming to my City. Could it get worse? I think not.
What's the hap's in everyone's life?
Good thing...
A good friend of mine is pregger's. I love the little tummy. Right now, we're calling it "Avacado" because she's 16 weeks, and a website described the baby's size as "avacado". I love it. Work is for suckers, and I'm sucking it up. I love playing the ass kissing game. (sarcasm). Positive thinking, positive thinking.
What sucks, is that all the people I work with have families, and kids, and mortgages, and it's cool for them, but damn. I don't have any of that in common. I don't want to become that. I have so many demons that I'm wrestling with right now about "married life". I don't want to talk about Darrell not taking out the garbage, and shit like that. Blah, who cares?
I heart the people who ask me, in all seriousness if this is my first marriage. Way to be tactful people. W-H-I-T-E B-R-E-A-D (white, bleached, packaged), you are trashier than trash, white bread, back the fuck away from me.
Give me a toothless beer swilling bitch with a kid on each nipple any day over the "Ladies who Lunch" underground whores whose work consists mostly of sucking off their boss. I guess someone's gotta do it.
I don't wanna be white bread. Please don't let me be white bread.
Every song I hear lately, I seem to make up new lyrics for...Like "Take me out", Franz Ferdinand, " I want you, to eat me out" or "I like Diane Von Furstenberg" (in place of "I know I won't be leaving here"... Etc.
Gimmee some lyrical replacements...any song...pick a song...come on all you white bread, use your head and not your mouth.
--Lo down and dirty--
In any event, what's the word Mutha Fuckers? Darrell just got laid off, my mom had a dog that got hit by a car die in her arms, I watched a 15 year old girl rithe on the bus because she was so high on meth, and Anne Murray is coming to my City. Could it get worse? I think not.
What's the hap's in everyone's life?
Good thing...
A good friend of mine is pregger's. I love the little tummy. Right now, we're calling it "Avacado" because she's 16 weeks, and a website described the baby's size as "avacado". I love it. Work is for suckers, and I'm sucking it up. I love playing the ass kissing game. (sarcasm). Positive thinking, positive thinking.
What sucks, is that all the people I work with have families, and kids, and mortgages, and it's cool for them, but damn. I don't have any of that in common. I don't want to become that. I have so many demons that I'm wrestling with right now about "married life". I don't want to talk about Darrell not taking out the garbage, and shit like that. Blah, who cares?
I heart the people who ask me, in all seriousness if this is my first marriage. Way to be tactful people. W-H-I-T-E B-R-E-A-D (white, bleached, packaged), you are trashier than trash, white bread, back the fuck away from me.
Give me a toothless beer swilling bitch with a kid on each nipple any day over the "Ladies who Lunch" underground whores whose work consists mostly of sucking off their boss. I guess someone's gotta do it.
I don't wanna be white bread. Please don't let me be white bread.
Every song I hear lately, I seem to make up new lyrics for...Like "Take me out", Franz Ferdinand, " I want you, to eat me out" or "I like Diane Von Furstenberg" (in place of "I know I won't be leaving here"... Etc.
Gimmee some lyrical replacements...any song...pick a song...come on all you white bread, use your head and not your mouth.
--Lo down and dirty--
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arse:
u hibernating ? 
terrakotta:
Are you trapped under something heavy? Where have you been?