scarletharlet

Todays headline:

"IF IT COULD GO WRONG IT WOULD GO WRONG!"

Here are a few examples of why today was living hell...

Example 1:
When you have to be some place by 8:30am your car will have a flat tire.

Example 2:
For mentioned flat tire will make you cry, and freak out and be very late returning rented slide projector.

Example 3:
Once you get said tire to the tire place, your informed not only will it be over an hour to get it fixed... BUT SOMEONE SLASHED THE TIRE! (They not only slashed the tire it's self, but cut the air intake thing, they really wanted it flat)

Example 4:
When for mentioned tire makes one VERY behind and late getting to the photo lab, reel will eat VERY important film, thus making it impossible to roll for development.

Example 5:
Said film/reel crisis will leave one crying and screaming in COMPLETE darkness for and hour.

Example 6:
Above mentioned film will reveal Photo project HAS Major technical issues, that CAN'T be fixed right now.

Example 7:
For mentioned photo fuck up will lead one to work early, where one will find out that a person I thought was a wonderful, nice guy, pasted away yesterday. (Then have to bring his grieving family food).

Example 8:
While still at work A Possibly intoxicated, possible epileptic fit guy falls in the parking lot. Thus twenty minutes will be on the phone with 9-1-1.

Example 9:
When 9-1-1 situation is resolved, upon arriving at home a Good buddy calls at 12:10 am crying. Her mom is in the hospital and she can't get a hold of her guy,

Example 10: Said buddy will ask you to drive to said guys house to wake his sleepy ass up and tell him "Your needed at the ER NOW GO GO! GO!" (Ok sort of like that but not really)


Then you will finally come home, type this message... And pass out...

I will fall asleep trying to figure out how I made it threw today with out shooting myself, or someone else...