rizzo:
Favorite Matt!
I want to quit growing. I just figured out that half of the pants I've bought in the last 6 months are now too short. That's not kosher.
I don't want to spend money on more pants.
It's hard enough finding shirts that fit properly.
I will take Rizzo shopping so I can get her employee discount.
I don't want to spend money on more pants.
It's hard enough finding shirts that fit properly.
I will take Rizzo shopping so I can get her employee discount.
rizzo:
Deal! Unfortunetly we don't have a huge variety of inseams... We can figure something out.
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milloux:
As we should be 
milloux:
Haha, yes that always helps 
I am a huge fan of not getting hangovers.
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vianca:
aww c'mon now, you outta know it's gonna take more than surgery to take me out :p
runelateralus:
But the journey to the hangover is worth it.*
*sometimes
*sometimes
I've accidentally found something I fit in to.
I will be there every day from this point on. It's my bar. It feels right.
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING BRIGHT BLUE EYES AND FALL IN LOVE!
Also, sometimes I kind of stick my junk in rizzo and take pictures of it. Or something. Video. Whatever.
I will be there every day from this point on. It's my bar. It feels right.
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING BRIGHT BLUE EYES AND FALL IN LOVE!
Also, sometimes I kind of stick my junk in rizzo and take pictures of it. Or something. Video. Whatever.
rizzo:
You're gonna make me a star!
sauda:
Awww. Am I not supposed to find this somewhat endearing?
I like chicken nuggets.
silversurfer:
Me too.
xhippykid:
I had a number 10 for lunch..lol
One day, my genitals will be famous.
Quote it.
Quote it.
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scarekrow:
I'd like to think they're already infamous. For good or for bad, I don't know.
vianca:
hahahahha
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sammarie:
what should i make for our next encounter?
sammarie:
idk? i can follow a recipe pretty well. and can just kinda make stuff up as i go along to. i had no idea what i was doing when i made those.
Shooting Pretty Lights & Major Lazer in Chicago tonight. This makes me a happy boy.
rizzo:
aaaaand you got to watch me fall on my precious booty. I'm pretty sure that was the highlight of your night.
scarekrow:
If only I hadn't fallen and busted my shit about 30 minutes prior.
People keep making blogs in summation of 2010. I think I did that 2 years ago.
All I'm going to say now is... "My life for 22oz. bottles of cider."
All I'm going to say now is... "My life for 22oz. bottles of cider."
rizzo:
whatchoo laughin' at, foo'? 
btw, you should totes throw some watermarks on those pics. we could bank.
btw, you should totes throw some watermarks on those pics. we could bank.