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My name is Matt. And I dance when I drink.
I need help.

Sadly, I did not make it into Round 3 of the Charlie Sheen intern search.

Graduating college in 6 weeks.
This should be a nice shit show.

However, and don't ask me how, I do have personal confirmation that my penis > porn penis. I feel like it's the greatest compliment I've ever received, knowing it's from someone who will tell me the truth.

Ha! Had no idea, but the set I shot with Daven in December is up in member review with a mediocre 89%

Womp Womp. Easy Bar


Also,
In case you haven't seen it yet, I'm here to ruin your life.

I found a non-stop stream of "Wonder Years".

Kevin Arnold has so many problems.

I need to get on the Sheen-Level.

Probably the worst weekend of my life to date.

Don't ask questions about it, please. I just wanted to point it out.

Fuck yea.
I'm definitely enjoying this huge wave of perfectly exposed, no-creativity, cookie-cutter sets that have gone up for the last 2 weeks.

Nothing gets me more excited than tedium!
Except maybe the interior design of Sean's apartment.