Saturday Aug 05, 2006

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The Good News:
I got to go to Wrigley today and see the Cubs beat the Pirates.

The Bad News:
It's physically impossible for me to get my tongue venoms. My veins just happen to run right down the center of my tongue, instead of going wide. frown

Edit:
It has also come to my attention that I have some sort of mental problem...
When I meet a very, very pretty girl... I feel the need not to objectify her. This being the opposite of 95% of the male population. I feel it hard to compliment them without them thinking that I'm just another kid saying "weeeee, boobs". But I want to admire them... and admire them some more.

This makes trips to the strip clubs very hard where when I see a gorgeous dancer, instead of thinking "weeeee, boobs", I just sit there for 3 minutes and 30 seconds thinking "I wonder what she's like in real life..."

This goes for SG, too.
For every SG that has ever been unique, or exciting, etc... I admire the hell out of you. And can not find myself to think "weeeee, boobs".
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kalla:
wait....whats a tongue venom....thing....s..... that sucks that you cant get them though... i think i may get metal legs....its a risky operation.... but it'll be worth it... haha...
-grandma's boy...( for anyone who hasn't seen it)
anyway... you never post in the omg i'm naked thread anymore...so i just wanted to make sure you were still alive and such...
toodles!
kalla:
ohhhh.....that's pretty cool... the tonue thingys... oh well... tongue piercing are bad for your teeth anyway...i had one and it completly wore away the gums behind my bottom front teeth... and after like 2 years...it started to hurt too... i can't imagine having two piercings in my mouth....
what about the new forums don't you like.... i hardly noticed anything changed...

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