So every Saturday, in the local paper... right next to the comics (which are the only part of the newspaper I read), thereare always listings for pets that need adopted. All cute 'n cuddly and such. When you read the description, every one says the same thing "Cute, Cuddly, House trained, loves people, great pet" What that garbage?
The day I read "Irritable, Cranky, Enjoys the taste of child flesh, will shit in your neighbor's yard" is the day I will run to the local animal shelter... bright eyed, and bushy tailed yelling "I WANT THAT ONE!"
Edit:
Wow. I went up to take a shower this morning... and I happened to look at myself in the mirror. I love mornings! Since I haven't eaten anything yet, I'm nice and thin.
The day I read "Irritable, Cranky, Enjoys the taste of child flesh, will shit in your neighbor's yard" is the day I will run to the local animal shelter... bright eyed, and bushy tailed yelling "I WANT THAT ONE!"
Edit:
Wow. I went up to take a shower this morning... and I happened to look at myself in the mirror. I love mornings! Since I haven't eaten anything yet, I'm nice and thin.
I love my skinniness.
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strangekitty:
yeah, animals being hurt by stupid people sucks 
at least we got to save him, though, and hopefully with a bit of training he will settle down a lot!
at least we got to save him, though, and hopefully with a bit of training he will settle down a lot!
charlielove:
bwhahaha, skinny boy.