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I've started playing Final Fantasy VII again.
This makes me happy.

My brother and I are currently looking for houses as well. I should be moved out verily soon.

The Good News:
I got to go to Wrigley today and see the Cubs beat the Pirates.

The Bad News:
It's physically impossible for me to get my tongue venoms. My veins just happen to run right down the center of my tongue, instead of going wide.

Edit:
It has also come to my attention that I have some sort of mental problem...
When I...
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You goddamned females and the mind control powers that you posess.

I'll admit it. I'm weak-minded and feeble.
It's just the way you do those fucking things you do. Understand?
When you get quiet because you're shy... when I'm feeling even more nervous than you are.
Biting your lip when you can't think of a word to say.
That little fucking blinky thing you do...
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I have, oh yes... I have returned from Vacation.
I must say that Cedar Point was quite fun. We picked 2 amazing days to go. On Friday, there was no wait longer that 20 minutes for any ride (Except Millenium Force and Top Thrill Dragster, of course)... Saturday was a bit more crowded,but there was still no wait longer than 40 minutes. That's amazing, considering...
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Edit: Nip/Tuck starts September 5th. Oh man. I'm excited.

I know, I know... you'll all miss me, but I'll be in Cedar Point until Sunday. So there will be no interweb for me.
I'm sure there will be pictures..
But I want my roller coasters.

If you feel the need to get in touch with me... I dunno? Yell? Or ask for my phone number...
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Update: Clerks II was a theatrical and comedic orgasm.

A Brady child that is now married to a very attractive woman half his age is trying to sell me some sort of abdominal exercise device.

Think he may be on to something?

So every Saturday, in the local paper... right next to the comics (which are the only part of the newspaper I read), thereare always listings for pets that need adopted. All cute 'n cuddly and such. When you read the description, every one says the same thing "Cute, Cuddly, House trained, loves people, great pet" What that garbage?

The day I read "Irritable, Cranky, Enjoys...
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So I spent most of the weekend at the PSP Chicago Open (Paintball Tournament) in Bolingbrook, IL.
It was fun. I got sunburned on my arms and neck on Saturday, but Sunday was something crazy.

A huge swelling of Midwest pride caused a good fight, and a lot of shit talking. Paintball is so stupid, and I love it.

Anyway.
The other day, I saw...
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So I finally went to the dentist this morning... after forgetting about and sleeping through 2 appointments.
I'm a big boy now, having had my first cavity ever filled (with no anesthetic).
That's right. I'm a hard core badass...

Actually, the cavity was shallow, so my dentist suggested I didn't need it. The drill was a little annoying, but it wasn't too bad. Kind of...
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