Funny Story,
So I have long believed that either I have just horribly comical luck or I'm in a movie and the people watching are my passed family members.
We'll start you off with something from last summer. I'm a big Fan of Soccer, football for my foreign chums. Me and my cousin Mike we're sitting in my parents living room watching a match rolling the ball back and forth when I got up for some drinks at the half and he shoots it to me. I turn to kick one back not realizing my mom had used furniture polish on the table between the kitchen and living room and my feet go right out from under me. I almost broke the table and smashed my back on the wood floor pretty good. We all had a good laugh when I figured out my Tail bone wasn't broken.
Last week and the reason this story had to come out, I was having just an average day and I came home for lunch from work. I get about 12 minutes to eat and head back but the comfort of sitting on the couch instead of a table full of guys I kind of can't stand, it just works.
I finished lunch and walked out the door, as I got to my car I realized my keys are still in the house , that is now locked and I'm outside in the snow and 20 degree weather. Brilliant.
So I analyze the fence gate ( my only line of attack ). I know there is a way over it but 8 feet is not my normal cup of tee
So I jam a 2x6 up against the house and stick it into the dirt. As I get to the top of the wood and go to jump the snow on my work boots causes me to slip and almost break my ankle.
Attempt number two. I grab the stool from out front and step on it, grab the top of the fence and jump getting my knee onto the garage window well. I got my other knee on the fence gate and as I went to jump over the whole gate comes loose and falls out towards the street, my boots get caught on the top of the fence and I reach out for the closest thing ( garbage cans ) which I get too but now I'm bending backwards in half like a taco shell and plunging crotch first into the ground. The garbage can crumbles under my arms and then I hit the ground knees first on the steel fence bars and then chest in the mud.
The only thing to witness this was my Dog Maggy and she was just looking at me wagging her tail with the wolfish grin on her face like , Ha ha ha sucker that was the greatest thing ever.
So once again my awesome luck has proven one hell of a great video for my family watching above to enjoy.
Hope that cracked a smile on ya
So I have long believed that either I have just horribly comical luck or I'm in a movie and the people watching are my passed family members.
We'll start you off with something from last summer. I'm a big Fan of Soccer, football for my foreign chums. Me and my cousin Mike we're sitting in my parents living room watching a match rolling the ball back and forth when I got up for some drinks at the half and he shoots it to me. I turn to kick one back not realizing my mom had used furniture polish on the table between the kitchen and living room and my feet go right out from under me. I almost broke the table and smashed my back on the wood floor pretty good. We all had a good laugh when I figured out my Tail bone wasn't broken.
Last week and the reason this story had to come out, I was having just an average day and I came home for lunch from work. I get about 12 minutes to eat and head back but the comfort of sitting on the couch instead of a table full of guys I kind of can't stand, it just works.
I finished lunch and walked out the door, as I got to my car I realized my keys are still in the house , that is now locked and I'm outside in the snow and 20 degree weather. Brilliant.
So I analyze the fence gate ( my only line of attack ). I know there is a way over it but 8 feet is not my normal cup of tee
So I jam a 2x6 up against the house and stick it into the dirt. As I get to the top of the wood and go to jump the snow on my work boots causes me to slip and almost break my ankle.
Attempt number two. I grab the stool from out front and step on it, grab the top of the fence and jump getting my knee onto the garage window well. I got my other knee on the fence gate and as I went to jump over the whole gate comes loose and falls out towards the street, my boots get caught on the top of the fence and I reach out for the closest thing ( garbage cans ) which I get too but now I'm bending backwards in half like a taco shell and plunging crotch first into the ground. The garbage can crumbles under my arms and then I hit the ground knees first on the steel fence bars and then chest in the mud.
The only thing to witness this was my Dog Maggy and she was just looking at me wagging her tail with the wolfish grin on her face like , Ha ha ha sucker that was the greatest thing ever.
So once again my awesome luck has proven one hell of a great video for my family watching above to enjoy.
Hope that cracked a smile on ya
I ran into a big friggin pole in the middle of where our registers were before the remodel at work and while I was dizzy, blurry, and confused... a few days later it became rather funny.
I kinda wish it was on YouTube. Apparently the sound I made was pretty loud because everyone heard it but no one actually witnessed it. Everyone close by was turned away and saw me reeling in pain when it happened. Hah!