Well everyone I survived yet another week of total choas. and to be truthfull, i guess it wasnt all bad. people just need to chill including myself. and thats what i did yesterday. just chilled at work. if people are so paranoid about losing there job that they got to bark at me then they need to look elsewhere, they are to stressed out. i took my pic of Attila the NUN with me to Work the inspire me 
it really helped. along with the script from the Monty Python skit about the spainish inquisition 
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion! all in all i just decided to do my own thing and if i get fired oh f***n well! 
at least after talking to me people are not quiting there service or pissed off, most are laughing and some even are wanting more service. so take that damnit! to give you an example:
Thank you for calling Cxxxxr wireless my names Scandi how can i help you?
Hello Cxxxxxr?
Yes hello How may i help you today?
I want to migrate..
ok i would be happy to help you with that, are you an existing customer with that old company we bought out and forcablily took over?
HUH?
have you had wireless service with old company that we forced into bankruptcy?
oh them, oh no no i just want to migrate.
you know like your ad in the local news paper says free migration and okiedokie 666 phone
well mam/sir you need to be an existing customer with old company that once ruled telecomunications in america but was forced to split up for doing exactly what we are doing.
oh no no i just want to migrate you know like the birds and butterflys fly down south for the winter all that trpical stuff you know copacabana and jimmy buffet and cocktails.......
mam/sir i cannot do that kind of migration,
but your ad says free migration so migrate me!
(thinks for a moment)
mam/sir i am not able to assist you here so i will need to tranfer you over to to our regular customer care dept. but due to the heavy call volume i cannot stay on the line when i transfer you. please hold while i dial your call.
( dails number to the local nut house for there area and explains that there's a real nut job on the phone)
transfers caller
takes a well deserved break.
and yes Girls and boys this really does happen is customer service land.
it really helped. along with the script from the Monty Python skit about the spainish inquisition Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion! all in all i just decided to do my own thing and if i get fired oh f***n well! at least after talking to me people are not quiting there service or pissed off, most are laughing and some even are wanting more service. so take that damnit! to give you an example:
Thank you for calling Cxxxxr wireless my names Scandi how can i help you?
Hello Cxxxxxr?
Yes hello How may i help you today?
I want to migrate..
ok i would be happy to help you with that, are you an existing customer with that old company we bought out and forcablily took over?
HUH?
have you had wireless service with old company that we forced into bankruptcy?
oh them, oh no no i just want to migrate.
you know like your ad in the local news paper says free migration and okiedokie 666 phone
well mam/sir you need to be an existing customer with old company that once ruled telecomunications in america but was forced to split up for doing exactly what we are doing.
oh no no i just want to migrate you know like the birds and butterflys fly down south for the winter all that trpical stuff you know copacabana and jimmy buffet and cocktails.......
mam/sir i cannot do that kind of migration,
but your ad says free migration so migrate me!
(thinks for a moment)
mam/sir i am not able to assist you here so i will need to tranfer you over to to our regular customer care dept. but due to the heavy call volume i cannot stay on the line when i transfer you. please hold while i dial your call.
( dails number to the local nut house for there area and explains that there's a real nut job on the phone)
transfers caller
takes a well deserved break.
and yes Girls and boys this really does happen is customer service land.
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enjoy it kiddo.