scandalascious

My life is so unnecessarily complicated, but at least it's kind of amusing some days. It'd be better if my friends from school would stop trying to set me up with someone like I'm some kind of a lost cause, 'cause truth be told, I'm a lot better on my own. Oh, and if they stopped telling me I lost a lot of weight and that I used to be really big. Seriously? I never aim to be of stick figure proportions, and yay if I lost weight, but dude, telling me that I was really chunky and that I look so much better? Um, not really, no. I have curves, deal with it! I'm very sick of dealing with female insecurities; it makes me want to go to school and chop off everyone's faces with a machete.

In other news, I've got less than two months at school, and I've been offered a chair at the salon I work at. YAY!!!!!!!!! I ROCK!!! And another two and a half weeks until Rock and Shock. Gwar, Children of Bodom, and Mushroomhead. I'm amped. I need to get off this stupid island; I'm looking forward to the drive to Amherst and hanging out with Lacina, covering ourselves in blood, and making more random crime scenes throughout the town haha.