scandalascious

So my outing with my beauty school bitches was badass. They dyed my hair green while drinking vodka and smoking a blunt, which I think makes everything a lot better lol. However, I almost beat some emo boy who had quite possibly the two worst pick up lines ever... and he totally would have been awesome had he not opened his mouth and spewed out drunken word vomit.

"I love your eye makeup...and it made me horny" (What?!)
"I drive a Mitsubishi...can we fuck?!" (Really? Dream of dreams! *rolls eyes*)

I was like uhhh no. That was kind of sad, and mad funny. And totally ruined a decent drunken makeout lol. I did have to hit him in the face when he pinched my boob...who the fuck does that?!! Seriously!? That is not cool bro!

After two hours of sleep, I woke up at Kris' lover's house with all five of us passed out after playing rockband after the bar closed. We stumbled away looking hungover chic and devoured egg sandwiches and drove around listening to the Spice Girls. Fucking brillilant. I love outings with my girls.

Today I took a class on Keratin hair straightening, and got certified in that. Rock on! That was pretty easy to do, and once I actually have a license, it'll be yet another random service I can do. I still want to take a class on extensions, I think once I have money I'm going to try and get certified by Rockstar and see how that goes.

Off to class, peace out kids!