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"My God," I thought. "Pac-Man just shit out a great bargain on ricotta cheese."

With my morning commute, you take your fun where you can get it.
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Does everyone find that the majority of their unsolicited email is in Russian, or am I just lucky?
lycoris:
You're just lucky. I don't even get the Nigerian scam emails. I feel so left out.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had 25 cents, I'd be redundant.
lycoris:
But at least you'd have a balanced checkbook.
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It's not that the five-year-old had better rhythm than me, it's that he had better moves than me.
lycoris:
robot
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Ridiculously sick. Too tired to walk, too tired to eat, just enough energy to whine.

I'm a catch oday, yessirree.
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He sat next to me on the subway, nose pressed deep into a thick sheaf of stapled-together papers. The cover sheet was yellow, the contents were monospaced, and on the cover centered in bold was a sentence that contained the phrase HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH A CRIMINAL OFFENSES.
lycoris:
"None of these people ..."

"It's funnier once you ..."

"The most interesting people ..."
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I'm told that I'll be less dull if I start posting in my journal.
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lycoris:
Soon you too will know the thrill of increasing comment count. Join us and together we can rule the interweb as father and son!
scampoint:
I can think of at least four things wrong with the theory that you and I would rule the interweb as father and son.