Geese are assholes.
"My God," I thought. "Pac-Man just shit out a great bargain on ricotta cheese."
With my morning commute, you take your fun where you can get it.
With my morning commute, you take your fun where you can get it.
Does everyone find that the majority of their unsolicited email is in Russian, or am I just lucky?
lycoris:
You're just lucky. I don't even get the Nigerian scam emails. I feel so left out.
If I had a quarter for every time I had 25 cents, I'd be redundant.
lycoris:
But at least you'd have a balanced checkbook.
It's not that the five-year-old had better rhythm than me, it's that he had better moves than me.
Ridiculously sick. Too tired to walk, too tired to eat, just enough energy to whine.
I'm a catch oday, yessirree.
I'm a catch oday, yessirree.
He sat next to me on the subway, nose pressed deep into a thick sheaf of stapled-together papers. The cover sheet was yellow, the contents were monospaced, and on the cover centered in bold was a sentence that contained the phrase HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH A CRIMINAL OFFENSES.
lycoris:
"None of these people ..."
"It's funnier once you ..."
"The most interesting people ..."
"It's funnier once you ..."
"The most interesting people ..."
I'm told that I'll be less dull if I start posting in my journal.
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lycoris:
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scampoint:
I can think of at least four things wrong with the theory that you and I would rule the interweb as father and son.