3 to go.
And the assholery of geese continues apace.
Apparently I'm not writing here just for my own amusement anymore, so I will explain what I mean.
Near where I work is the nesting spot of several Canada geese. They are the most evil-minded birds in the history of flying things. All of these things have come to mind when I consider them:
1. They shit. Prodigiously. Large green turds. Everywhere.
2. They refuse to get out of your way, for any value of you ranging from "trying to walk past them on the sidewalk" to "two people in a large SUV whose driver barrels right at them in an attempt to make them move out of the way" to "line of Chinese tanks".
3. They bite.
So, in conclusion, geese can go all to hell, and if I'm lucky, Friday will be the last day I ever see one close enough to step in its omnipresent green poo.
And the assholery of geese continues apace.
Apparently I'm not writing here just for my own amusement anymore, so I will explain what I mean.
Near where I work is the nesting spot of several Canada geese. They are the most evil-minded birds in the history of flying things. All of these things have come to mind when I consider them:
1. They shit. Prodigiously. Large green turds. Everywhere.
2. They refuse to get out of your way, for any value of you ranging from "trying to walk past them on the sidewalk" to "two people in a large SUV whose driver barrels right at them in an attempt to make them move out of the way" to "line of Chinese tanks".
3. They bite.
So, in conclusion, geese can go all to hell, and if I'm lucky, Friday will be the last day I ever see one close enough to step in its omnipresent green poo.
meridon:
I've had to march in goose shit. I feel no pity. NONE.
scampoint:
You are heartless and have no heart, heart-lacking individual.