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December 8th and still not one Christmas gift
bought!
eeek
I cant shop until I feel the
pressure.
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despairfactor:
I dunno... it's getting pushed back until tomorrow, so I'll let you know then!
livingoutloud:
ah dude, I haven't gotten presents yet either. Its just not the holidays with out the frenzied energy of last minute shopping.
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Hit me where it hurts! eeek puke blackeyed frown skull
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greatalphawolf:
The girl I've been seeing in AZ just told me that the birth control pill she has been taking has decreased her libido so much that she no longer is interested in sex, only cuddling. Apparently a blow job is out of the question too...
ox45:
I've already started my Bruce Lee "1-leg-forward, flying-exactly-parallel-to-the-ground, intense-look-on-my-face, danger-kick-through-the-air". You should feel my fury applied to your pancreas in about 17 days, 3 hours and 40.2 minutes. Hey, you gotta figure travelin' time.
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Thank you everybody for your comments,
I have just been sufficiently reamed out by
the "Job" for not spending my whole weekend
at work.
I recommended my resignation
But nobody wants it!
Oh Boy.
Happy Holidays.
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thora:
You know, you're right. It sounds like some MTV reality show or omething.
almostfamous:
seymore scagnetti was the parole agent from reservoir dogs, who you never saw.

all tarantino's early scripts had little crossevers where he used the same names. remember mr white's girlfriend he talked about, alabama... maybe alabama whirley from true romance? vic vega in reservoir dogs, vincent vega in pulp fiction. there a re a few more. clever, or just unoriginal, only he knows wink
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Got wasted at the " " Bar last night
and tossed my cookies puke
behind a chair
in front of all my friends and they were
so much toasted that nobody saw. tongue
Then I lit up a cigarette and nobody caught
me doing that either.
I must be slick or not worth noticing.
surreal
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weirdomanson:
sounds like good times man! i hate throwing up though.. makes you feel better and it makes room for some more so i guess it cant be all bad..

.chris ARRR!!!
ox45:
On Halloween I saw a Smurf puke outside of a bar. I saw someone puke in a bathroom sink that later overflowed out of the bathroom and down the hall to the main drinking area. I can't say I've ever seen anyone lose it in the bar before.

No offense, but I can't wait 'til they ban smoking here. We're so close. Now I can finally go out and brutally punish my liver exclusively, just like nature intended. I heard that some bars down in Cali have plexiglass "smoking tubes" in the middle of the bar that people open and walk into so they smoke on display. Heavy. Do they have anything like that in NYC or do they just make you go outside?
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I just saw the latest in street marketing .
People with Flat screen T.V.'s on poles attached
to their backs with speakers blasting .
Didnt stick around to see what they were hawking
but Its something to see. eeek
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ox45:
I heard about that and I don't know how I feel about it. I'm guessing I feel bad. Though I've been working in advertising for over 5 years now. It's a horrible, despicable medium.

PS - With each new profile pic, I'm more convinced that you're not a real human being and that you're actually a virtual representation of Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs.
livingoutloud:
That is some crazy shit...But street advertising always is.
There is a midget in my neighborhood who dresses up in an uncle sam costume and hands out flyers for various busnesses eveyday. I have take his flyers everyday, 'cause you just can't be rude to a midget can you?
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Getting kind of bored with everything.
Must be that Holiday Depression thing.
Somebody threw themselves on the tracks
last night and as we all know about the guy
who did the Superman off the Empire State Building.
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argonautgod:
Boredom, feck it man.

Go HERE and watch the Roger Mellie ones. They're classics, dumb unadulterated classics I tell you.



Be me thug, be me thug, be me thug!
avafalls:
well it really depends on where and what you get. The complete queen bed is $985. A little pricy but worth the money!
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Nothing to write
Tank is empty.
surreal
greatalphawolf:
Hey bro, I just got back from Jersey. I couldn't look you up though because I spent the whole time with the ex. Next time, we drink!!
thora:
Guess there's less ego competition with dogs than other cats? Hmm... Brave kitty? Foolish kitty?
There is that fine line, eh? Say nothing, leave 'em guessing, preserve mystery, remain single.
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